Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

Alansbigplate · Dec 27, 2020

MarmiteExtract said:
Go on luv, flash us yer teeth.

@crystaleyesd off topic but are you still only chatty member? I feel like you’ve been around for age

Not very chatty if you ask me

crystaleyesd · Dec 27, 2020

Alansbigplate said:

I can't believe you've done this. YOU RUINED KLOPP!!! Am about to do a flounce and delete all my posts!!!

TheDragonWithAFlagon · Dec 27, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
Jack has fucked with the WRONG crowd if she thinks she can take on long covid-ers. The pandemic has been front page news for almost a year now - we ALL know somebody who's had it (if not ourselves), and we talk about it endlessly. People whose covid timelines don't add up are found out pretty quickly. Long haulers have formed a very tight-knit and intense community because nobody is able to help them due to how new it is - they know from experience how long symptoms take to show up, dissipate, or stick around. Jack is getting stick from people who aren't her usual twitter trolls because covid is a BIG bleeping DEAL and people take it really seriously - even if she doesn't. If she really wants to commit to this lie I suggest she takes a good few weeks off to read the forums and then come back with something actually credible.

I wonder how they'd take it if the professional most covidy covider ever turned out to have been happily spreading it around an area with an ageing population in the pursuit of the Saturday papers?

blurstoftimes · Dec 27, 2020

Minky McMoneypenny said:
No, not my beloved Klopp

Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

crystaleyesd · Dec 27, 2020

blurstoftimes said:
Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

This is why I love you Blurst.

MarmiteExtract · Dec 27, 2020

blurstoftimes said:
Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

Do you and Crystal fancy him before or after the teeth?

Alansbigplate · Dec 27, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
This is why I love you Blurst.

Do you love me?

crystaleyesd · Dec 27, 2020

Alansbigplate said:
Not very chatty if you ask me

Maybe if people BROUGHT good chat instead of gifs isallimsayin #SaltyKlopp

Sideboard Bob · Dec 27, 2020

Tabitha D said:
Has she even deleted that pinned Marcus tweet?

Looks like it, it would have been here.

xoxo · Dec 27, 2020

blurstoftimes said:
Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

fair enough really, I'd love a go on klopp.

Switchstreetz · Dec 27, 2020

Petelgeuse said:
Wow. Just when you think there is no more avenues for deflection .. boom.. abduction.

I swear you can't step away from these threads for more than an hour without Jack pulling a chaos. no way she'd have kept that one quiet if true. Every time she comes up with a new story I remember that article about frauds and how a major red flag is just the sheer amount and regularity of drama that allegedly happens to the fraudster.

She couldn't even take Christmas off from her tireless 25 hour days of tweeting and attention seeking. I don't care how much it earns her, what a sad existence. I can only hope it hasn't affected the Xmas experience for anyone who may have been with her at the time, especially if they're just a kid. I'm no parent but my heart bleeds for the kids in this country who've had a tit 2020 then a lackluster Xmas, either through lack of food/funds (no fault of the parents) or lack of attention/love, so once again I find myself in the weird position of really hoping she's lying on twitter (like with the dinosaur snores incident...the going to chip shop with covid...)

hope you all had a good Christmas Frauen. Hopefully this time in 12 months we'll have had a much better set of festivities and be gearing up for new year parties. Wonder if we could set up a DKL watch party somewhere online for new year's eve this year?

I saw some of you had a rough week with mental health/relationships/family. I'm so sorry, and hugs to you all, hope you're doing ok.

Minky McMoneypenny · Dec 27, 2020

blurstoftimes said:
Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

Did you see that twitter thread where a woman imagined Klopp was her husband, and how he'd react to day to day scenarios? It was so good.

MarmiteExtract · Dec 27, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
Maybe if people BROUGHT good chat instead of gifs isallimsayin #SaltyKlopp

This gif is more blinding than Klopp’s teeth

Marmalade Atkins · Dec 27, 2020

MarmiteExtract said:
Go on luv, flash us yer teeth.

@crystaleyesd off topic but are you still only chatty member? I feel like you’ve been around for ages

Ten posts until VIP

Alansbigplate · Dec 27, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
Maybe if people BROUGHT good chat instead of gifs isallimsayin #SaltyKlopp

A picture says a thousand words ifyouaskme #alansliedownharder

Scarletfever · Dec 27, 2020

I am sure the sky news journalists taken off air for covid breaches would find this thread utterly fascinating!

crystaleyesd · Dec 27, 2020

MarmiteExtract said:
Do you and Crystal fancy him before or after the teeth?

Before but when he had em done you just can't help imagining what he could bite thought ya know?

Errr on topic - JM WISHES she had the photoshop skills to get dem teeth.

Jumpingbeansterrapin · Dec 27, 2020

hooooo my god. This is literal gold. WTF

Tabitha D said:
Worth a repost, I think.
Glittery!
And she only took herself off to hospital once it became clear that the squiggles weren’t buying it. For a while she even tried to convince people she might have a broken eye socket. (Spoiler: she didn’t. An excellent use of NHS services during a pandemic I think you’ll agree).

Charitas · Dec 27, 2020

blurstoftimes said:
Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it

Men are very weird about coaches of as a Spurs fan I praise Jose ( not so much lately) my beloved alway,always points out his age

Alansbigplate · Dec 27, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
Before but when he had em done you just can't help imagining what he could bite thought ya know?

Errr on topic - JM WISHES she had the photoshop skills to get dem teeth.

Jack wishes she was a VIP. Can’t believe she’s deleted the Marcus tweet

he’s a footballer like klopp!