Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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Those poor fish and SB, what slop will she create rather than just enjoy them quickly fried and slathered in butter .....oops I forgot about <whispers> the butter.
 
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She will have of course given them her home address. Why pretend it’s a surprise? So weird.
 
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The toenails look even worse than the fingernails, if that were possible.
 
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Those poor fish and SB, what slop will she create rather than just enjoy them quickly fried and slathered in butter .....oops I forgot about <whispers> the butter.
I was thinking what a lovely simple meal some fish, potatoes, green beans & hollandaise on the side would make.
In Jackland it would be: fish steeped in its own defrosted juices, rinsed beans culminating in some slop because her budget does not stretch to butter
 
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Those poor fish and SB, what slop will she create rather than just enjoy them quickly fried and slathered in butter .....oops I forgot about <whispers> the butter.
Remember that cod recipe she did when she was in Edinburgh? It involved roasting a cod fillet for about 2 hours (!!) in the oven. I expect a similar fate awaits this lot.
 
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Okay so....she does give her recipes away for free. Then why did she have a shit fit when that charity asked if they could use them?
 
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Why do a ‘furtive sweep’ of parcels from the porch ,
Remember that cod recipe she did when she was in Edinburgh? It involved roasting a cod fillet for about 2 hours (!!) in the oven. I expect a similar fate awaits this lot.
What a waste of delicious and expensive food.
 
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Remember that cod recipe she did when she was in Edinburgh? It involved roasting a cod fillet for about 2 hours (!!) in the oven. I expect a similar fate awaits this lot.
I think she put lime on it for hours before too, creating a ceviche before roasting it.

Anyway, if I am unlucky enough to catch COVID I hope i have the energy to bag up loads of different fish and lay it out neatly on a table before standing on a chair to photograph it.
 
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Remember that cod recipe she did when she was in Edinburgh? It involved roasting a cod fillet for about 2 hours (!!) in the oven. I expect a similar fate awaits this lot.
Yea it's difficult to know exactly where her maverick mind may take these fish portions, but am fairly confident that she's sharpening the blades of her nutribullet as we speak..
 
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wtaf can she not hear herself? To thank her for letting a food bank use her recipes for free?! Give it to a fucking food bank! This is genuinely horrifying!
So charitable, Jack. Hero of the year.

Attempting to make some money out of this, too, eh?


 
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Honestly, I could slap these Jackolytes with the said fish , what planet are they on and the fact she’s keeping the haul says it all about the facade she just can’t maintain .

All for one and all for Jack , it’s all about her and she can’t hide it.
 

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Ugh. Fish needs to be cooked quickly or it's dry and disgusting. Scallops, in particular, should be just flash-fried...and we all know she'll be putting them in a cold pan, adding a lump of lard and turning the heat on. This is so sad.

ETA: crossposted with @Veronicaaa. #WontSomebodyThinkOfTheScallops
 
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