This never fails me. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/best-yorkshire-puddings
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I wonder if SB's Dad became single around about the same time a certain someone was asking about a 10 year age gap between siblings iykwim....
Or this is supposed to be good if you want to ruin your life https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2019/11/07/perfect-yorkshire-pudding-recipe/
Well only people with covid have to isolate ninnyhow's she going to shop for / test this Christmas traybake though
Jack hasn’t got Covid, just to keep on topic.
How I make Yorkshire puddings:
Get a teacup to measure ingredients, and a Pyrex jug if you have (easier to pour batter), then equal amounts flour, eggs and whole milk into your jug with generous pinch of salt and black pepper. Whisk. Leave.
Put a teaspoon of goose fat into each hole of a twelve hole muffin tin/tray thingy. Put it in at 220. When the fat is spitting like a mofo, grab the tray out of quickly, pour over, go go go! Don’t worry about bits going onto the tray edges etc because doing perfect ladle fills will lose you heat, and they’ll puff up and connect together anyway so no worries. You pour like you’re Jackson Pollock on acid and sling them back in the oven at lighting speed. Do not open the door again until they’ve been puffed up in there for ages. Also the oven door makes everything look darker and browner so don’t be tempted to get them out until they’ve been in the same shape for a good ten minutes plus. 🧑
ETA when I’m saying equal amounts I mean equal in the cup. So level with top of the cup for each of eggs, flour and milk.
Marvellous, will give them a go tomorrow
... and duck right off
Edit: also thank you @PoorPatrol - I’m obviously doing something wrong with that method - might be my dodgy oven’s not quite hot enough (hotter than 190 though!)
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Oh she is just the worst. I take it BB isn't there otherwise they surely would have taken the phone from her by now?
'trying very hard not to be a whingebag'?
Try harder.
And yes, hearing about you 'with the' rona' is tedious. Hella tedious AF.
.... and the brambly mice declared them the best ever!
Oh do duck off any further up her arse you’d be coming out of her formally ouchy mouth
Didn’t she say something like “the adults in the house” on like, Tuesday? BB better not have moved between houses with Covid!
Tried it.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..
Hmmm. I wonder if that’s because she’d forgotten she’s supposed to have the virus.
Why are her followers paging the Long Covid Twitter.. she's had it less than a week ffs 
Do we reckon she actually really all on her own? I hope she’s not alone with SB, and it would explain the manic tweeting...
Ha, she’s going to have to eat her own Christmas cooking!
Ha, she’s going to have to eat her own Christmas cooking!
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Oh and for engagement I can reply and tell everyone I’ve tried it. no squiggle will ever defeat me.
I’m not getting as much attention from the blue tickers with my covid lie, so lets throw in the arthritis I don’t have, those suckers will HAVE to give me lots of attention and dopamine hits. Don’t you know i singlehandedly saved Christmas 2020 with my £23 dinner?!
Oh and for engagement I can reply and tell everyone I’ve tried it. no squiggle will ever defeat me.
'Housemate' was mentioned on Thursday:
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You’ve been elevenrifed mate, by fanny craddock! Christmas omelette, complete with mincemeat, and Icing sugar
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