Jack's got the corona virus, did you know?
I can see Jack doing turkey curry recipes or left over recipes now that a lot of people have a lot of food but have to change their plansJust stop.
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Happy to be of service! I've got a 'Morrison's via Amazon' coming tomorrow because they have a better cheese selection.Thank you! I have been looking fruitlessly for a delivery slot from anywhere and I already have Prime, I'd just forgotten they do food. I hate shopping at the best of times and I feel like it's going to be horrible next week.
It’s impossible for her to STFU.
2018 Olive magazineJust stop.
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Sorry Jack mate, I've been doing this for YEARS. I'm a long way from any family and do on call work. Nothing important, IT stuff, but it stops me travelling at Easter and sometimes Christmas so the roast for 1-2 people is my niche!Just stop.
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She absolutely loves this. Jack, dear heart, please!!! I know you are a saint among men, but I simply cannot see you struggle for us anymore. You have a 106 temperature. You must rest you brave soul!!! Go to bed and I mean it!
Squash.
This makes me so angry. People who've had Corona can't breathe properly let alone plan a bleeping meal for three people. duck you Jack you bleeping liar
she wouldn't even think of that and if it comes up it's because she's read it here.I can see Jack doing turkey curry recipes or left over recipes now that a lot of people have a lot of food but have to change their plans
I was thinking that while cooking (and throwing away plastic wrappers) tonight how promoting her menu as zero waste is complete BS. Zero Waste, as in: trying to avoid packaging, is so challenging and can be expensive and/or time consuming (and therefore a middle class hobby for some). I once did a plastic-free July, my god was it hard, nothing compared with a vegan challenge.Also she clearly knows NOTHING about the zero waste movement. It’s above all about packaging. Food waste is a part of it, sure. But mostly keeping things out of the trash (meaning they can always go in the compost and still be considered zero waste). Using peels and fiber from veg/fruit is common, but more importantly in the movement is how the food was sourced/the packaging etc.
You've spelt "wine" wrongNOBODY WANTS A ONE-TRAY CHRISTMAS MENU FOR ONE OR TWO PEOPLE JACK. I've spent Christmases alone and what you actually want is non-stop snacks, not some bullshit roast dinner for one which will only make you feel more alooooone.
Now now she an aunt Bessie's supporter she don't want no bridseye Yorkie crap masquerading on her plate.One tray dinner for one you say ? Completed it mate ! Should look familiar it's where your yorkies came from...View attachment 353540
Well, what I learned from the Hellman's videos is that you just bang mayo on any leftover and you have a meal.I can see Jack doing turkey curry recipes or left over recipes now that a lot of people have a lot of food but have to change their plans
Thankyou thankspaceyou thank you. For some reason I was expecting a huge crowd, dohHere you go Captain!
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