Jack Monroe #12 Eight thousand pages from her printer, this could take us through to winter.

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Her tweet about SB is all for Tattle's benefit, so we know her son hasn't been abandoned whilst she manically devotes herself to her latest project.
I love how you can tell at what point She’s got to on the threads just by looking at her Twitter! 😂
 
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She's probably going to launch some sky lanterns later, to the accompaniment of 'One Day Like This'. She's that basic.
Sorry, that was bitchy, but this time she's really got to me. If you are the poster woman for austerity cooking and fighting inequality in all its forms - and you are determined at every turn to stress your credentials for doing so, not to mention your own personal hardships - why the living duck would you tweet about turning your garden into Bestival when you could be quietly doing some good for the disenfranchised people you profess to care about? Not saying you have to be on duty 24-7 but with your platform, you could send so many powerful statements about how to cope during lockdown and how to care for each other through food.
My god, the people on my street are doing better than this. Shopping and cooking for each other, sending cards and checking in with each other. We're not whining about festival cancellations. This is serious tit - the livelihoods of just about everyone I know are affected - and we have no idea when things will go back to normal.
Well Penns, I think you just said what many of us are thinking. She is a selfish see you next Tuesday and always will be.
 
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Oh no - people playing music in their gardens gives me absolute rage. So bloody selfish.
We had a neighbor few houses down that come summer used to put his speakers in the garden and blast music all day on the weekend. One weekend my husband got so fed up, he warned our other neighbours and pulled out his boom box and blasted opera ALL day! Spunksplat soon got the message.

She appears to have forgotten for the time being that it's a *crappy bungalow* ………………….
Yeah. Lots of people would give their eyeteeth for a garden during this lockdown and she calls her place a crappy bungalow. She is undeserving of that house and garden.
 
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Bloody hell, you are all on fire 😂

I'm ashamed to say how long I spent catching up on these threads today...it was worth it!
 
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Yeah. Lots of people would give their eyeteeth for a garden during this lockdown and she calls her place a crappy bungalow. She is undeserving of that house and garden.
but she won’t see it that way, she sees it as poor her because she doesn’t own a house
 
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When I was 10 years old, my folks were not suggesting lists of things I should. . Was riding my bike, climbing trees, eating worms, going swimming, wandering in the woods, water fights, mucking about with friends and generally enjoying being a kid.

If I wanted to learn, I would watch them not them asking people if I should have an education timetable of a couple hours a day. especially on dough and what it can be used for. Hint - I'm still curious about your sourdough rubbish.
THIS @Bellybutton lint is exactly what my 10 yr old did today. Even during lockdown I took both kids to a remote area for a bike ride. They climbed trees, drank from the river, jumped the rocks and had raced. Then came home and wrecked the house by trying to be Grayson Perry!
 
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"Getting lost somewhere with a compass and a flask of tea".....
What the duck!
In my experience when I'm lost it is usually not with a compass and a flask of tea on my person!
My previous experiences of being lost tended to focus on me scrambling into the morning light out onto a street I don't recognise with a bad hangover and my knickers hastily stuffed into my handbag.
A hot flask of tea would have been a blessing during those times!
Instead I had to settle for a can of Diet Coke from the corner shop and a swift taxi ride home.
I think I'm in love with you now 😂
 
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THIS @Bellybutton lint is exactly what my 10 yr old did today. Even during lockdown I took both kids to a remote area for a bike ride. They climbed trees, drank from the river, jumped the rocks and had raced. Then came home and wrecked the house by trying to be Grayson Perry!
Good for you. Kids should be kids for as long as possible, and I know it isn't always possible. They have enough tit to deal with later in life.
Too many kids become social stunted because they have forgotten how to socialise face to face (again I know not possible right now).
When I used to commute I would walk past houses where kids were in front of the computer or idiot box eating their dinner.

We all have to get our kicks somehow. Walked my mum's portion up the street wearing a pair of oven gloves. She didn't even want to chat - it was 'ooh, that smells good', bye! *patio door shuts in my face*
Next time wear your bathrobe and slippers for the LOLz.
 
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Yeah. Lots of people would give their eyeteeth for a garden during this lockdown and she calls her place a crappy bungalow. She is undeserving of that house and garden.
What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.
It's sad that she never seems able to appreciate what she has.
 
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I just don't see the problem with her saying that "life was really tough for a while, I had to sell things to survive and choose eat over heat etc etc. I'm in a much better place financially now but I still want to continue to help people who are finding things difficult and campaigning for things I believe in."

Lots of us have been there, I know I have. I have moved on and although I have to budget carefully still, I appreciate what I have and I can spend money on buying a new jumper or whatever and not apologise for it. Jack is stuck in her past. She is a one trick pony of poverty and oppression and doesn't (or can't) admit that she's not there anymore as it doesn't fit her 'brand' or the rhetoric that she wants to portray. Having money and being comfortable now doesn't make what she has achieved or fought for in her past any less worthy. IMO it's something she should celebrate and be proud of, not talking about her (not so) crappy bungalow.
 
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Why does it have to be, when I came to view this place to rent, not just when I came to view this place? Does she think if she puts emphasis on the fact she is a renter people will offer to chip in to help her buy?

Also didn't she just say the other week that she's literally never spent any time in the garden and had no idea that it had wisteria or something to that effect and yet now the garden was the entire reason she signed the paperwork? Ffs once again she can't keep up with her very weird lies 😂
Yes, last week she discovered the wisteria. Along with the landlord living across the road.
And as far as I know you cannot just sign paperwork. You have to get credit checked, references etc. Am I wrong or right? You cannot just sign paperwork and they hand over the keys.

@Flumps Yoohoooo Seedaholic reopens May 16
 
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@PennyLoafer
She's probably going to launch some sky lanterns later, to the accompaniment of 'One Day Like This'. She's that basic.

If she cares anything about the environment she will not launch those.

but it’s ok because she RENTS. Did you hear that in the back? It’s RENTED, she’s too poor to buy!
If you think about it, that crappy bungalow must be costing at least a grand a month. Her patreons are contributing to her Rent.

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Right up her own arse this one.

NO but they are on speed dial.....right?

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Even when she’s gushing about how lucky she is she has to keep it on brand “cheap” 🙄


@PennyLoafer
She's probably going to launch some sky lanterns later, to the accompaniment of 'One Day Like This'. She's that basic.

If she cares anything about the environment she will not launch those.


If you think about it, that crappy bungalow must be costing at least a grand a month. Her patreons are contributing to her Rent.

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Right up her own arse this one.

NO but they are on speed dial.....right?

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Easily!
 
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