Ugh boak nails and burnt cake just what you want in a food writer. How can the squiggles not see this? She is also a really tit writer. You dust a cake with icing sugar. However corpses are dredged up from slop swamps.
Exactly. I would advise readers to keep it simple, if on a tight budget. Roast or steam veggies but don't over do them, roast some chicken breasts (cheaper and easier to get hold of turkey at the moment), or have a veggie alternative. Do some roast potatoes. Then, either use Bisto (that'll do for me . ) or make gravy Then, if budget stretches to stuffing and some pigs in blankets then pop them in the oven. Voila! Simple Sunday roast, basically. All ingredients still taste nice, no waste or disappointment. If feeling FANCY, a dollop of jarred cranberry sauce on the side.i feel really sad about people making this christmas dinner and having a horrible meal on a day that is supposed to bring the much needed happiness that so many people need this year! Even if some of the components are salvageable it'll all be ruined once you pour that absolutely foul gravy all over it
The express donated to her sideboard fund so she had to.What was the point in working for the express then?
‘But Ms Monroe it’s Christmas Day!’Jack hanging out of the window of the bungalow
'you there, boy! Fetch me your smallest most jaundiced chicken! Hurry now, the gravy is curdling!'
There have been reports of very few sightings of sideboards in the wild recently. It’s is believed that a big game hunter has ensnared them and has corralled them at a secret location hoping to start their own breeding programThe express donated to her sideboard fund so she had to.
Slightly off-topic but I saw this tweet the other day and thought of you, fraus. I’m sure you remember.
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Surely all the cooking was done in the lead up to the express article? I think she probably made a couple of meals to get it right over a couple of days, took pics of both, and the hard work she has just done now since Covid is upload a few photos and change the Express recipe slightly for her blog when she realised she hadn’t been forensic enough.Someone PLEASE make this make sense.
Jack’s Timeline
14th December
Jack tweets about the school having to have Jonny isolate because of his teacher having Covid. But she doesn’t need to - however presents 100 reasons as to why she does. No mention of Louisa having Covid. However Louisa has since deleted her tweet about ‘testing positive’View attachment 350108
15th December
The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. As everyone on Tattle predicted, Jack used the tale of SB and her multiple reasons for isolating as to why she couldn’t fulfil any posting obligations ‘incase her handling and signing goods means some catches something from her’. Which she doesn’t know if she has or not? When challenged, she doesn’t reply.
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16th December
The slop! A late contender for the sloppies. The tweets with the foul Christmas dinner appears - along with multiple hints at how poorly she is and being under a weighted blanket. How has she cooked this stuff if so poorly? Why has Louisa deleted the tweet?
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So in the space of 48 hours, Jack has gone from making up she has to isolate because of her son being in contact with someone having Covid at school, to then Louisa tweeting she has it and deleting it, to then creating a tonne of slop to suddenly insinuating she has Covid.
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Louisa hasn't deleted the tweet, and I very much doubt that Jack made anything from that Christmas menu this week, she'll be using photos from the Express shoot.Someone PLEASE make this make sense.
Jack’s Timeline
14th December
Jack tweets about the school having to have Jonny isolate because of his teacher having Covid. But she doesn’t need to - however presents 100 reasons as to why she does. No mention of Louisa having Covid. However Louisa has since deleted her tweet about ‘testing positive’View attachment 350108
15th December
The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. As everyone on Tattle predicted, Jack used the tale of SB and her multiple reasons for isolating as to why she couldn’t fulfil any posting obligations ‘incase her handling and signing goods means some catches something from her’. Which she doesn’t know if she has or not? When challenged, she doesn’t reply.
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16th December
The slop! A late contender for the sloppies. The tweets with the foul Christmas dinner appears - along with multiple hints at how poorly she is and being under a weighted blanket. How has she cooked this stuff if so poorly? Why has Louisa deleted the tweet?
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So in the space of 48 hours, Jack has gone from making up she has to isolate because of her son being in contact with someone having Covid at school, to then Louisa tweeting she has it and deleting it, to then creating a tonne of slop to suddenly insinuating she has Covid.
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
You just know this "focussed and precise work" will be full of typos and different sized textAnd "very focused and precise work" - just duck off Jack.
Maybe the teacher story was a cover for BB/Louisa, or everything all worked out coincidentally that just as SB’s teacher tested positive for COVID forcing him to isolate, so does BB which means Jack and BB do too. OR it’s all crap and Jack got herself in a tangle when the Squiggles pointed out the errors. It doesn’t make sense.I’m more concerned about how you can go from lying about your need to isolate because of your son to then developing fully blown symptoms in the space of 48 hours.
She is bamboozling all the squiggles with multiple issues so they’re not connecting the dots about her faking illness! And I cannot find the Louisa tweet anywhere on her Twitter account strangely.
Nailed it. Is it even likely that BB is there? Imagine this: You're a high flying tv exec working in London and you've caught covid, do you a) Go back to your bachelor pad to self isolate and get better or b) Go to your girlfriends house, who by all accounts is high risk and who has a son at risk too, just for the comfort of eating awful food and to sleep in someone else's spare room. If she has gone for option b, well that's irresponsible and just plain weird. if it's option a, then Monroe is lying (again). They make a great, imbecilic couple, them two.I’m more concerned about how you can go from lying about your need to isolate because of your son to then developing fully blown symptoms in the space of 48 hours.
She is bamboozling all the squiggles with multiple issues so they’re not connecting the dots about her faking illness! And I cannot find the Louisa tweet anywhere on her Twitter account strangely.