Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop

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I was brave and bought today’s Express, excitedly I opened it only to find no Christmas recipes with Jack Monroe, I am currently howling and clawing the carpet with my bare hands, there wasn’t the advertised Barbara Windsor bit either.
 
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Riddle me this, dear Herr and Frau, when did Jack state she was removing all Amazon affiliates links? Well, the very recently published dried mushrooms how-to has a hyperlink to none other than a little boutique called Amazon for baking trays.
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Well, as no one else has offered, off I go to the paper shop. Braving the most horrible of drizzly mornings.
I was ABOUT to offer as my job often requires me to schlep for the weekend print editions (🔺 me you mother) but since you don’t mind... 😚
 
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1st paragraph, fire service, poverty, 2nd paragraph autism and ADHD, 3rd a plug for all her books and back to ADHD 4th weird little brain. Oh God it is just the same old tit.
 
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1st paragraph, fire service, poverty, 2nd paragraph autism and ADHD, 3rd a plug for all her books and back to ADHD 4th weird little brain. Oh God it is just the same old tit.
The same old Jack bingo then. 😂
 
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1st paragraph, fire service, poverty, 2nd paragraph autism and ADHD, 3rd a plug for all her books and back to ADHD 4th weird little brain. Oh God it is just the same old tit.
Yeah, but she’s filling in the backstory for those not FAMILIAR with her body of work x
 
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I was brave and bought today’s Express, excitedly I opened it only to find no Christmas recipes with Jack Monroe, I am currently howling and clawing the carpet with my bare hands, there wasn’t the advertised Barbara Windsor bit either.
Whoops, didn’t look hard enough, it’s actually part of the paper rather than an extra bit. Stuffing with mandarins, using the word basically in one sentence, use mandarin juice to roast your veg. She just says bacon and 12 sausages for the pigs in blankets, bet she used the cheapskate bacon trim. The lard is used for roasties, more cheap bacon with sprouts and mincemeat bread pudding made with milk or mandarin juice for dessert.
 
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They have even written "present opening at her RENTED home" hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
 
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pleaaaaase post a pic. I'm sure mods will remove if not allowed. 😇
 
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Oh god this is just cringe.
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His socialist ideals! He is s a private landlord for God's sake. Her account of how she uses Twitter is so far removed from reality.
 
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Please, at least let there be some stuff about the charity (that wasn’t tagged in her post despite her following them on Twitter, or mentioned on the front page splash under a pair of ‘70s classic tits.) because surely the whole point of the article was to get the word out about a charity trying to help genuine poverty experiencing families?
 
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