1. Clark’s is not posh. OK, she may not have been able to afford Clark’s shoes at the time, but it is not posh. She is doing her “I have always been this working class urchin” thing, which is irritating beyond belief. However, Russell and Bromley is posh and she has admitted to having numerous pairs of those shoes, currently retailing at around £200 each.
2. Why is she boiling already cooked kidney beans?
3. There are two instances of her using cold oil to “fry”. Once at the start with the onion (which she does at the same time as the grated carrot- surely the carrot is mush by the time the onion is soft?) and then again with the finished burgers. Why, cabal, why?
4. Last time the jam thing was mentioned it was 7p. Now this is small but sticks out. Why does her story change slightly each time? I will leave the answer hanging like a ripe peach on a tree waiting to put in a curry of dreams.