ONE POTATO EACH there'd be actual murder
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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Somewhere in Southend a shop assistant has texted their mate to tell them about a really strange woman who came in and bought three copies of the Express whilst saying "yes, yes it is me". "After she left, we were all saying there's no way that was Barbara Windsor".
Yeah but who knows. She probably has varying degrees of "star jumpers" based on which class group she relates to on the day
Why is she measuring the lard in teaspoons, surely you would just cut a bit off and weigh it
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I’ve got one of the same denim shirts - the one she wears most often (it’s 2011 H&M
) - and it’s ruined it for me tbh.
Xmas gifts for others never to touch?confused dot com if you have had dried mushrooms hanging around for two years, you clearly very rarely if ever, use them. So wtf are you drying a gazillion more??? This is a classic example of wasting money, better spent on quality food for Sb
Come on canal, she’s posted the knitting in front of a bit of wallpaper work jotter for us to triangulate and she’ll be back in a bit Grunkaing to see what we said about it. She even left the “Caroline” peeky minking out for us.
Edit-this head as per
Edit-this head as per
Her lard is softy soft. Or shite and white, depending what class she is NOW
but but but...noooo, butter IS included, she mentiones ASDA butter...but I am not sure where to obtain this specialised butter.
I am on a mini Grunka, 9 pages behind, so Frauen have probably spotted and commented on this already.
Bloody hell, that article, every sentence a winner, but not in a good way.
you gotta be desperate to hang onto the coat tails of monroe.
Kombucha.
Thoughts. Why all the unnecessary origin story guff? I’ve never read a cook/chef go on about their life story so much. Tell me about the charity you’re working with, what they do, where to donate and then tell me the recipes. No-one needs to know you were once “diagnosed as gifted” at school or you all shared one prawn between you because poor.
So. Much. Lard. What is the point of suggesting a vegan option when the vegan guests can eat duck all else with it because you’ve cooked it all in lard? Lard is disgusting. Even if you’re on a budget, buy a bottle of sunflower oil.
Prawn cocktail recipe. Get prawns, open jar of sauce. Mix. Great recipe, Jack.
So. Much. Lard. What is the point of suggesting a vegan option when the vegan guests can eat duck all else with it because you’ve cooked it all in lard? Lard is disgusting. Even if you’re on a budget, buy a bottle of sunflower oil.
Prawn cocktail recipe. Get prawns, open jar of sauce. Mix. Great recipe, Jack.
Christmas dinner is hard
Let's cover it with lard
Del Monte tins another essential
Cremating the meal is fundamental
Feasting together after watching QE2
This meal is too bad to be true
Let's cover it with lard
Del Monte tins another essential
Cremating the meal is fundamental
Feasting together after watching QE2
This meal is too bad to be true
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Was thinking about those recipes and am puzzled on how she peels the potatoes. I use a potato peeler, is Jack meaning for us plebs to use a knife?
Also a nail brush, use it on yourself Jack!
Also a nail brush, use it on yourself Jack!
We always have our prawn cocktail before Christmas dinner - my grandad insisted and worked in the coal mines so he definitely wasn't middle class! However he would have revolted if he didn't get his big Yorkshire pudding with his dinner as well, and apparently Yorkies with xmas dinner are controversial?? So who knows where our family fits!Does anyone do a starter for Xmas dinner?
We never have and it always seemed a middle class thing to me.
Even now I'm in my 50s I don't do a starter.....I prefer to keep room for roast potatoes and turkey.
My husband's family.....very middle class always have a starter. ....and do less roast potatoes. I know which I prefer
......and I also know where Jack fits in ....she's middle class dahling.
Have you seen the Bottom Christmas special? I was looking for a clip but I can't find the bit I was after where Richie insists they just have 1 roast potato each. The whole dinner does resemble JM's though (anyone who hasn't seen it watch it - sooo good)
Great, maybe it can accompany the vegan crackling recipe in things that have never happened or been spoken of again.
Yeah, wasn’t it a copy of the designer one from Warehouse? I’m sure it was.
Newspaper purchase Fraus und Herr; was there any del monte advertising elsewhere in the paper? Did they take out a full page ad further into the edition? Would you mind paper-grunking and letting us know?
I mention resentment being the number one offender, Jack talks about her sobriety
...Jack, come on. You told us you’d relapsed about 2 months ago not 2 years. If you tell the truth you don’t have to have a good memory.
Fake amount of sober days, sobriety robots and a crochet day counter, she’s like the opposite of AA
Or just complete bullshitMaybe it was provided for them to highlight all that was wrong, ie incorrect use of words, overuse of words too many words etc
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