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Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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As suspected at the time she saw another blue ticker saying they relapsed the day before and get alot of attention and jumped on the bandwagon , she can't keep up with her own liesYou've not been sober for 700+ days you utter twit - you very publicly admitted you relapsed a couple months ago!
My family do it but I'm not fussed to be honest. Would prefer to make more of breakfast and the main.Does anyone do a starter for Xmas dinner?
We never have and it always seemed a middle class thing to me.
Even now I'm in my 50s I don't do a starter.....I prefer to keep room for roast potatoes and turkey.
My husband's family.....very middle class always have a starter. ....and do less roast potatoes. I know which I prefer
......and I also know where Jack fits in ....she's middle class dahling.
It's known as "Buppy Dip" in this house and any bread will do.
Jack logic:
* her (senior) fireman dad = poorest of poors, prawns once a year
* female colleagues = privileged beyond belief for managing to nab the elusive fireman
* her own dating track record = exclusively HNWIs, irrelevant to this conversation how dare u
ETA: by no means shaming Jack for dating up but maybe don’t punch down on other women yet again if you’re doing the exact same thing...?
* her (senior) fireman dad = poorest of poors, prawns once a year
* female colleagues = privileged beyond belief for managing to nab the elusive fireman
* her own dating track record = exclusively HNWIs, irrelevant to this conversation how dare u
ETA: by no means shaming Jack for dating up but maybe don’t punch down on other women yet again if you’re doing the exact same thing...?
but, but she's a pescatarian...
And we have another secret ingredient. Oh good.
She also needs to remember those potatoes will be going in the same oven as meat and other things. The middle shelf may not be available.View attachment 344145So who proof reads these things?
With close friends, Nigella and Richard Osman, having been on SKL, I wondered if JM would be on next week doing her Christmas menu? Alas, no. It is, Gennaro and Micky Flanagan. With everyone else from DKL having appeared since, at this rate even Vix Leyton and her 6 inch heels will be on before Jack.
She needn't post to Instagram to remind herself what she's done, she can check @kachoochoo's list while she's reading here
It'll be anchovies and cat hair.
Last person I saw with hardly any money to last them until payday who contacted Jack on Twitter got a condescending "are you familiar with my body of work?" and three days solid of Jacks quarterwitted followers giving them dogs abuse. To be fair that's probably not as bad as being given a Jack recipe suggestion but it's still scummy behaviour.
They made the fundamental error of not being the Jack Trust
350 quid jumper? Seriously? She's wearing 15 X the price of the shite Christmas dinner she's wanging on about?
Just like Covid is having a day off for Christmas, those on SSRIs can rest assured that the 'no grapefruit with your meds' is also taking a day off on 25 Dec.
Has she got ADHD? She never mentions it
I think we discovered many moons ago that it wasn't actually the £350 one.. (thank goodness or we'd have to throw grated corned beef at her!)
SHE FOUND IT IN A PUDDLE.
Oh, did we? I couldn't be arsed looking back, tbh. Sorry, Jack x
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I hope someone managed to take a picture of you napping.
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