Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline

[blurstoftimes]

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she looks like andrew garfield as peter parker in her most recent pic

 

[NP]

Oh look, another generated image of someone who looks nothing like the person who uses the same name. But quick question, which thread was it where she took a photo of a basic clothes rack and tried to claim that she had minimalism her wardrobe down to pretty much nothing?

She probably has three wardrobes. What we saw THEN was the minimalist wardrobe. Here NOW we’re seeing the designer wardrobe where she keeps the Burberry coats and RIP Viv dresses.

 

[Captainmouse]

All of which was denim

Oh look, another generated image of someone who looks nothing like the person who uses the same name. But quick question, which thread was it where she took a photo of a basic clothes rack and tried to claim that she had minimalism her wardrobe down to pretty much nothing?

 

[Pocahontas]

she looks like andrew garfield as peter parker in her most recent pic

I thought more Toby Kebbell

 

[Boyo]

The entirely fabricated face vs those terrifying hands summarises Jack perfectly. She’s the weakest illest pixie needing rescuing yet also a pescatarian body builder. She’s terrified for her life but here are my internal locks and I’ll be out on a bench later guys. She’s the poorest of them all eating lard in 2020 like that’s normal but also stunting on u witches with her booked and busy media schedule. In summary sweeties she’s better than you in every bleeping way but bung a fiver in the tip jar yeah???

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Schrödinger’s twit.

 

[kachoochoo]

the shoes are quite nice, but surely cold ankles aren't gonna help the arthritis!

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ooh my grandma had some golf shoes like that

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

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Nice day at school, Jack? Did you get any homework? Now tidy your room.

Who the duck is that?
Answers on a postcard never sent out

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes all very frugal, anyone assuming you need PayPal donations to your tip jar has got it all arse about face. Caveat emptor and all that. If they did forensic research they would know you’re not poor any more!

 

[MancBee]

the shoes are quite nice, but surely cold ankles aren't gonna help the arthritis! View attachment 338079

I know I might be odd, but I couldn't bear to put on second hand shoes. You can wash or dry clean clothes, but shoes.....no.

I keep thinking "what if the person that owned them before had verrucas, athlete's foot, fungal nail, or something even worse".

I had my brother's hand me down shoes, and even some from friends but they were from people I know.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

So many many different faces...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MancBee]

So many many different faces...

More faces than the town hall clock.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MooBelle]

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Nice day at school, Jack? Did you get any homework? Now tidy your room.

Once again, who is this please?

 

[Mustard]

She has bare ankles and then at least 4 layers on her top half.

 

[Chester]

Newbie but have been lurking since the grifting of a squiggles heating benefits.

She actually cannot help but lie.

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

I actually really love the shoes I have had similar pairs in my punk/ska days so they bring back memories. I feel like in that outfit she would be walking around with her arms out, like when my Mum would get me bundled up in my snowsuit. A wee pixie robot.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

I'm here for both! taking the piss out of jack is fun

Well, I suppose I'm trying to go with the mantra of 'would I say this to the person's face' and, no, I wouldn't take the piss out of someone's clothing.

 

[Silver Linings]

Insta caption for latest version of Jack.