I'm here for both! taking the piss out of jack is fun
Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline
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Does she forget she posted photos from meeting Marcus Rashford with a completely different face?
I can’t layer clothes I look like the Michelin man so my early nineties self is quite jealous, can’t see what the discount jacket is adding to it though
It’s her “thrifty shades of Greige” look
The light has come back in her eyes, was the meeting in five guys?
The light has come back in her eyes, was the meeting in five guys?
The entirely fabricated face vs those terrifying hands summarises Jack perfectly. She’s the weakest illest pixie needing rescuing yet also a pescatarian body builder. She’s terrified for her life but here are my internal locks and I’ll be out on a bench later guys. She’s the poorest of them all eating lard in 2020 like that’s normal but also stunting on u witches with her booked and busy media schedule. In summary sweeties she’s better than you in every bleeping way but bung a fiver in the tip jar yeah???When you've accidently given yourself two necks. At least she almost washed her hands today.
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Well thanks to Jack I've finished a 5 day Madonna grunka on Spotify, every song on there. It might be my age, but my conclusion is that pre 1995 Madge is brilliant and after that each album seems to get worse.
Can confirm for any fellow Zwift addicts that the Immaculate Collection is ideal for a workout.
Can confirm for any fellow Zwift addicts that the Immaculate Collection is ideal for a workout.
I got a le crueset in a charity shop, the big casserole pan.
It was still £40 but it was definitely a keeper creuset from a charity shop
Maybe Jack ‘shoves it all on’ as well as shoving it all in a pan. 
& sorry to be crude but her armpits are gonna be swamps after a few mins walking in that get up.
Agree w other fraus imagine trying to get summit out your bag
Agree w other fraus imagine trying to get summit out your bag
What I see when Jack has been facetuning her eyes. Edited for nudity
Charity shops do sell designer (Victoria) but not at that price. 75squid sheepskin hat 2grand cashmere coat £99 Suede boots. These are all things I coveted, but couldnt justify the cost, second hand
not to bang on about charity shops forever but i'm a seasoned charity shopper and the best bargain i've ever found is a pair of Whistles jeans for a tenner. They didn't make me magically regress in age by 20 years though - maybe i need to get myself down to southend
Oh look, another generated image of someone who looks nothing like the person who uses the same name. But quick question, which thread was it where she took a photo of a basic clothes rack and tried to claim that she had minimalism her wardrobe down to pretty much nothing?
Oh right, Scottish bannock. I was thinking Indigenous Canadian bannock. I suppose this is fair game, since she does love Edinburgh so.
Sad times at dinnerMaybe Jack ‘shoves it all on’ as well as shoving it all in a pan.
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That's her Charidee head for when she's doing good works. Today she was wearing her Career head to meet with whoever it is that enables her to inflict all this horror and hilarity upon us. Maybe later she'll unscrew that and put on her Chaos head for the lolz.
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19th November, so threads 106/107.
This had me open-mouthed and then in absolute stitches! Naughty little slopbot! (and bravo!)
'My latest creation is toffee, noodle and ox tongue lingreenie. I polished off it lustfully out of a bowl with a crack in it and Katie Hopkins declared it the best ever.'
'My latest creation is toffee, noodle and ox tongue lingreenie. I polished off it lustfully out of a bowl with a crack in it and Katie Hopkins declared it the best ever.'
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