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Depends if you are looking from the north to south, or south to north.
Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline
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Depends if you are looking from the north to south, or south to north.
Just been checking my emails. Aldi have a triple slow cooker, available online only, for £29.99. Quick, get your triple slopmaker to use your pretend £20 shop!
She loves this 'everything left over because I'm so frugal!' schtick. Not realising that if you CAN cook it's possible to combine leftovers and fresh food to create something yummy. Not whatever this turd burger is.
Still, makes a change from slop so I 'lucky' SB I guess
Still, makes a change from slop so I 'lucky' SB I guess
I think she thinks money spent on decent quality for her son is money wasted. For herself on the otherhand...She loves this 'everything left over because I'm so frugal!' schtick. Not realising that if you CAN cook it's possible to combine leftovers and fresh food to create something yummy. Not whatever this turd burger is.
Still, makes a change from slop so I 'lucky' SB I guess
Also, if you correctly portion size (which you have to on a budget) then there are no leftovers. Especially when Jack has voraciously gorged the whole lot from the pan, while languidly prostrating herself on one of her multitudinous couches.She loves this 'everything left over because I'm so frugal!' schtick. Not realising that if you CAN cook it's possible to combine leftovers and fresh food to create something yummy. Not whatever this turd burger is.
Still, makes a change from slop so I 'lucky' SB I guess
This made me howl
On a grunk but just wanted to mention hair. To my shame I was influenced by Susie Verrill to try Aveda Invati shampoo for my fine thinning hair. (Obviously this was before she was outed as the awful person she is!)
But I have to say the shampoo has changed my hair. Yes it’s horrendously expensive but for my self esteem it’s done wonders. I have also used Nioxin for years, leaves your scalp so clean! My other shampoo is a 99p bottle of Vosene
But I have to say the shampoo has changed my hair. Yes it’s horrendously expensive but for my self esteem it’s done wonders. I have also used Nioxin for years, leaves your scalp so clean! My other shampoo is a 99p bottle of Vosene
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I honestly can't recall ever seeing her use a nice crisp salad of any kind? Really can't picture it.
When Jack says sausages left over from a shoot last week I hope that meant still uncooked either fridged or frozen but freshly cooked today. I hope she did not mean cooked last week and on the turn today...
Yep. Imagine when he grows up and looks back upon mother who was militant about the food shop but always seemed to have a fine array of new clothes, a tonne of shoes, smartphones, accessories, didn't think twice about luxury hammocks, or redecorating their (RENTED) shed on a whim or even solo trips to Edinburgh.
Not Brambley Mice pie toasties, @MancBee?I have just taken mince pies out of the oven, fancy and yes I did make the pastry (domestic God that I am
Don't give her ideas!
Her head looks the size of a grain of rice, next to those teeny weeny likkle size H pawsies.When you've accidently given yourself two necks. At least she almost washed her hands today.
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Wtf is wrong with her fans they don't see this?
I think the price tag is genuine. It's a standard size, so if it has been reduced to half price it looks like noone else wanted it. So probably a decade or so out of date.
I've had a look on Ebay and the resale value for Nicole Fahari is quite low.
Has she gone viral yet??!
Whenever I see this in the window of our local optician’s
I can’t help but think that this is how Jack imagined she looked on the woeful MR day...
Whenever I see this in the window of our local optician’s
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I could say if was intentional as it is so funny.Not Brambley Mice pie toasties, @MancBee?
Unlike Jack, I don't see the point in lying to strangers on the internet, no matter how lovely you all are. So I will own up and admit it was a spelling mistake.
Sorry I’m Grunka-ing so we’ll 100% have moved on...if I’m right, the person on Twitter has had three Tattle names (that I know of) and I’m sure one of them was the aforementioned dish.
He’s thinking “diluting juice? I need a bloody whisky to get through this
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It isn't so much her tragic dress sense, it is the way she is so smug about the jacket that even I can see is horrible.
And I have no dress sense However hard I try I end up looking like a locum social worker.
I am not a social worker locum or otherwise.
Oh my bleeping life, please don't remember Jack at Glasto.
"Morning boys!" I wandered over to the Fire Brigades Union tent opposite ours, swinging half a bladder of white wine on Saturday morning. "We're up and off, so can I tempt you with my leftover warm chardonnay?" They eyed it suspiciously, and I realised it bore more than a passing resemblance to an extremely large and full catheter bag.
Jack Monroe's Glastonbury diary: I can't believe I sang with Billy Bragg
The chef and campaigner had gone to discuss food banks in the Left Field tent, but it was singing in front of the crowd that proved to be her stand-out memory
www.theguardian.com
Bloody hell I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this!!!
I’ve only had a couple of days off from her madness and came back to a chaos and this trending!!- Status