Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline

[Lanie]

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Wonder what she's up to today. Not really showing the jacket very well in the photo. Just that it's a luxury brand.

I don't like it. It also needs a good iron. Did she pull it out from under the bed.

 

[bazzam]

why even bother buying another blazer when she has a perfectly good one in her wardrobe

Pie Jesus!!
What a corker of a picture. I wonder how many times she wore those jeans to the weekly pilgrimage to Asda.

 

[Captainmouse]

Slopbot is giving Stirling service

My latest creation is edamame, kosher salt and nutmeg bannock. I absorbed it randily at a flummox and THAT MAN declared it the best ever.

 

[GoLando]

why even bother buying another blazer when she has a perfectly good one in her wardrobe

This is like Colin Baker’s tit Doctor meets cheap early-00s emo band.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

What the flump is going on now?

Slopbot is giving Stirling service

My latest creation is edamame, kosher salt and nutmeg bannock. I absorbed it randily at a flummox and THAT MAN declared it the best ever.

I've had a potentially edible slopbot recipe

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Slopbot is giving Stirling service

My latest creation is edamame, kosher salt and nutmeg bannock. I absorbed it randily at a flummox and THAT MAN declared it the best ever.

Hahaha!
'At a Flummox..' That's done me!
Sounds like a meeting Scandinavian people attend to make sure they're not too closely related before marrying.

 

[Pixieboots]

why even bother buying another blazer when she has a perfectly good one in her wardrobe

Well that's enough internet for today.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

why even bother buying another blazer when she has a perfectly good one in her wardrobe

this era remember when she told us she uses fashion as a means of investment, something that usually requires a thorough understanding of fashion history and uno, taste...

 

[JuliaGulia]

That 50p jacket is horrible. She's short so it will be too long on her. I agree with sustainable fashion, annd wearing well made things from charity shops.... but this looks ugly and I reckon smells musty, of fags or mothballs.

I feel like she is going to wear it with the sleeves rolled up like Don Johnson, also!

why even bother buying another blazer when she has a perfectly good one in her wardrobe

ETA: I promise I hadn't seen this pic before my Don Johnson sleeves comment

 

[blurstoftimes]

this era remember when she told us she uses fashion as a means of investment, something that usually requires a thorough understanding of fashion history and uno, taste...

i thought you'd love this outfit when i posted it, dear heart

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

Slopbot is giving Stirling service

My latest creation is edamame, kosher salt and nutmeg bannock. I absorbed it randily at a flummox and THAT MAN declared it the best ever.

Please tell me that bannock was a random inclusion and she's never actually offered a bannock recipe. That would be new levels of cultural appropriation.

 

[Scotty1976]

This one too
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Oh and this one

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And this one

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And this one

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And this one...

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Did Teresa May lend her those shoes?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Glamour, the like of which hasn't been since a young Su Pollard went to lunch with her accountant.

i cannot stop laughing at this on the train, thank god i'm being slightly stifled by my mask

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

i thought you'd love this outfit when i posted it, dear heart

If I didn’t love this worm so much that dining room chair upholstery fabric trouser would be a new DP

It’s so mad that she’s pulled in £100k+ annually for however many years now and yet all of this has occurred.

 

[Veronicaaa]

OK guys you were right, she has confirmed that it was 99p original price!

 

[blurstoftimes]

OK guys you were right, she has confirmed that it was 99p original price!


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i don't care what anyone else says i'm a charity shop price tag truther - i simply don't believe it!

 

[Veronicaaa]

i don't care what anyone else says i'm a charity shop price tag truther - i simply don't believe it!

I know we should probably stop talking about this however I will say that if I had found that for 99p I'd be keeping it well quiet, not @/ing in the charity shop she got it from, as I'd assume it was some kind of labelling mistake.

 

[SoulRebel]

i don't care what anyone else says i'm a charity shop price tag truther - i simply don't believe it!

Me neither, a Nicole Fahri blazer would cost about 4 or 5 hundred pounds new and charity shop workers aren't stupid.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Hello national charity! I’m tagging you in so that’s me promoting you!
I donated less than a quid in one of your shops, yes they had undervalued their stock!
FFS

 

[HarderFaster]

I couldn’t really give a duck how much it cost but it does show why she so often looks like she fell into a fancy dress box, or like a stay at home mum re-entering the workforce after 15 years - she’s snared in by labels over aesthetics.

99p or not, that is a demonstrably fugly jacket, and Jack simply does not have a wardrobe which matches that boxy, minimalist Nicole Farhi look.

Same with her house: sometimes the cost of high end items pays off and looks classy (see: entire Cotswold catalogue a la Rachel Green at Pottery Barn) and sometimes it looks like a homeware bargain bin at TK Maxx (all that pastel pink cooking tit ).

Grifted money can’t buy you taste.