No sure why you quoted me there but I agree
I agree, my first thought was “cabbage stew back on the menu”...the grown up kids could be a fact thrown in to get people off the scent
My in-laws bought a Chesterfield at a street sale for £50 and I picked up genuine le creuset at a car boot sale for a tenner, but all my other 'le creuset' is very fake... I always feel bad for hoping they'll leave the chesterfield to us though...I promise I will stop commenting from the past BUT I can’t come back at her so I have to do it to you bunch of ninnies...
I’m an interior designer and you DO NOT find chesterfields for less than a few hundred pounds.
I was going to say like le crueset in charity shops but I did get a load of that in TKmax once for less than £20. But real chesterfields? NOPE. Just nope.
A GRATE JOBHere it is...
Jack Monroe's 'lingereenie' pasta
The queen of budget store cupboard cooking is back and this time Jack Monroe is in her kitchen at home ready to show us a tasty and easy meal to m...www.itv.com
Edit:
Nooooooo the link isn't working for me, maybe because I'm in Ireland?
ChristA GRATE JOB
Thanks so much for this, it’s amazing, not everyone’s able to cook. I don’t have bread, can I use beans? What temperature should I set the toaster to? I have some car oil, would that work for dripping? Thanks in advance. Do have a tip jar?You’re welcome. A recipe for toast!
-Two slices of standard bread
-Some lard (or butter, if you’re dripping in cash! Ooh, or maybe dripping?)
-A smudge of a laissez faire attitude to what constitutes ‘a meal’
Arrange your bread for toasting in the usual fashion, either military-round-the-edges erect in a toaster or laid out flat under the grill like a sunbathing maverick. Allow this process to continue until the ‘toast’ is as bronzed as the complexion of your next executive-level, romantic prey. Now get thebutterlarddripping and smear seductively over your crispy, tanned marvels, making sure to get to the edge of each of the little scamps. Finally, place evocatively onto a high-end plate of your choice, retreat to a contemplative nook and devour with all the lascivious gusto you can muster.
I'm really sorry.Her 'thinning' hair really winds me up. Mine is falling out at a rate that upsets me a lot and if I put it in a ponytail it's about as thick as a toddler's. I use special shampoo (in a recognisable bottle, not some fancy thing with a Dymo label on) and I can feel regrowth coming through, but running my hands through my hair will always cause a few strands to come out, never mind all the ones on my clothes, in my brush and everywhere else.
There is nothing wrong with her sodding hair.
I don’t have bread, can I use beans? Absolutely xThanks so much for this, it’s amazing, not everyone’s able to cook. I don’t have bread, can I use beans? What temperature should I set the toaster to? I have some car oil, would that work for dripping? Thanks in advance. Do have a tip jar?
No, please don't apologise. I'm sorry if I gave you the impression you'd done something to upset me.I'm really sorry.
I hope I haven't upset you by being so flippant.
I know how she enrages me with her ADHD/ASD bollocks.
Again, apologies.
The typo in the name has turned it from a hilarious (?) pun on linguine to a disturbing pun on lingerie...yet more come to bed pasta?Here it is...
Jack Monroe's 'lingereenie' pasta
The queen of budget store cupboard cooking is back and this time Jack Monroe is in her kitchen at home ready to show us a tasty and easy meal to m...www.itv.com
Edit:
Nooooooo the link isn't working for me, maybe because I'm in Ireland?
It's more "sit on the loo" than come to bed. Even if you're able to control your gag reflex long enough to swallow something with such a vile name it just screams involuntary both ends drama. So I'm out.The typo in the name has turned it from a hilarious (?) pun on linguine to a disturbing pun on lingerie...yet more come to bed pasta?
I’m still in the dark. Enlightenment would be welcome.Holy shit. I think the penny may have just dropped for me.
Is this the Chocolate bar person?
I'm being very slow today.
I'm still not entirely sure what's happening but there was a person on here who had a Mars bar as their avatar.I’m still in the dark. Enlightenment would be welcome.
I love these, but I don't think they would fit my feetView attachment 336853
I just bought myself these beauties....they do them in red too. Keep your clunky boots Jack.
when you have been away from tattle for a while and then come across this
Hope you've got your court outfit ready...how about this nice national pride option? (Jack is always putting crisps in sandwiches, so it fits)I'm still not entirely sure what's happening but there was a person on here who had a Mars bar as their avatar.
They lost the run of themselves one night and I tried to be kind. (Felt a right prick after that)
They came back and blamed it on booze.
Then they turned out to be really quite awful.
ETA.. It seems that this person may have gone rogue on Twitter.
Someone, please correct me if I've got it all wrong.
Can I ask what shampoo you’re using? Mine is very thin.Her 'thinning' hair really winds me up. Mine is falling out at a rate that upsets me a lot and if I put it in a ponytail it's about as thick as a toddler's. I use special shampoo (in a recognisable bottle, not some fancy thing with a Dymo label on) and I can feel regrowth coming through, but running my hands through my hair will always cause a few strands to come out, never mind all the ones on my clothes, in my brush and everywhere else.
There is nothing wrong with her sodding hair.
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