Mhmmm.
Also, tag yourself in this photo.
I’m the teething awaiting death.
Edited : Autocarrot didn’t like ‘teething’.
Also, tag yourself in this photo.
I’m the teething awaiting death.
Edited : Autocarrot didn’t like ‘teething’.
Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline
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Ten minutes of simmering, what I thought was nine inches but that's a result of her sausage fingers, four minutes of skittering and six inch block heels. One of those has to be Numberwang. Incidentally her flowery recipe rambling and diversions between steps really grates my aubergines. If I'm a first-time cook trying to make some horrid slop to punish my nearest and dearest I don't want to have to pause at every stage to think about Her Ladyship.
Also how much longer is she going to drag out this GQ Marcus thing? Here's the video, here's the interview, here's behind the scenes, here's Potatoes as pertaining to Marcus, here's the recipe we made ...and yet she's still not viral. Is there no justice in the world?
Doesn't her hair look thin and patchy, like it's falling out in handfuls
Actually, I would do it on a boil wash.
I know it would ruin the fabric (and annoy Jack) but you really don't want someone else's grundies that hasn't had all bacteria removed
Agreed, I have one and I can't use it with one hand, I have to support it with my other oven mit clad hand.She must be having a good day with her Arthritis, you’d have thoughtholding a heavy griddle pan out of a window like that would hurt the wrist joint.
Same little space? Seriously, they live in a 3 bed dormer bungalow with a garden and a hall big enough to turn into an office/reading nook.View attachment 336982View attachment 336983
And some extra for @kachoochoo as I know how much she likes them.
Yup, I have arthritis and weak joints. I hold a (small) cast iron griddle pan with both hands. And oven gloves, if it's hot ...
I read this as Schofield had tipped you off about tattle
was thinking you had friends in high places 
Your relationship with autocarrotIs the pineapple sitting on the leftover salad bag sandwich filling slop from the last known £20 shop? Same colour.
Well. I’m shook. I never knew about the housing conference interruption. That is terrible and ridiculous. That’s some level of psycho, you might say you want to do it, but why would you actually think that’s ok to do?????
Edit. AC
seems on a par with mine and flood control 
I'd love my hair to fall out in clumps like that!
Hi Coven! I'm back. No one noticed I was gone because all hell broke lose while your resident cop took a break. I see though that you all stayed on top form, lots of sleuthing, lots of confusion, and we lost a bit of dead weight.
Vlad keeps sending me pictures of onesies with bum flaps. I gather we are being sued by a former Frau (or more likely Herr), but I SHAN'T wear those bum flap onesies to court, Vlad. I shan't.
Does anyone have a link to her lingreenie This Morning performance? Have searched YouTube and can’t find? Christmas blessings to whoever can provide such entertainment x
She would have loved Jack's Tanzanian drum.
Here it is...
Jack Monroe's 'lingereenie' pasta
The queen of budget store cupboard cooking is back and this time Jack Monroe is in her kitchen at home ready to show us a tasty and easy meal to m...
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Nooooooo the link isn't working for me, maybe because I'm in Ireland?
You ninny, the pineapple stands for feminism, it being the holder of tampons and assorted ephemera. Jack has thinning hair, draughty windows and has to reside on a camp bed in the attic don't you know?Symbolism? The pineapple stands for the potatoes and there's JM and a window and no glove and some hair and an arm. I thought it was pretty obvious really
Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly
What’s a laconic love in? "Love ya." ....... "Love ya too." ......... [A very long silence] .............. (I see it as Pinteresque, but with more pauses)
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It’s here - cheers @Veronicaaa
I'm still stressing about mincemeat toastie- it will get so hot it will be like napalm. Weapons grade sandwich!
I thought his greatest was something else but presumed the reference was raspberry beret? Maybe I’m off to confused corner again
I did! I searched for when you were last active like a right creepy troll. Your Detective skills were needed!
Always notice when you’re not here @Harrybosch , I can’t lie.
Found Tattle because of Sali Hughes. I’ve always preferred to make up my own mind about things, so wanted to read some threads about people whom I’ve felt taken in by or somehow shilled by (DMBL40). Saw the meeeeeelions of thread about Jackie and couldn’t resist a gander as I’d always thought she was full of tit. Turns out I was right all along. Love it when I get to do the ‘I told you so’ dance!
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