Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

[MancBee]

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Don’t worry about the little bobble head, just be cross at how irresponsible she is. On the left her head is almost as wide as her body however in reality she’s completely normally proportioned

Those two photographs are a few days apart. Look at the hair on the facetuned one, and then look at the hair of the Marcus video. I know I go on about her hair, my friend's teenager child has alopecia totalis, no hair whatsoever. No eyebrows, no eyelashes, no hair anywhere. Think of what they go through and then think of her self pitying woe is me my hair is coming out in clumps attention seeking Jack.

There's a children's alopecia self help group, and once a year they have a weekend away where all the kids ditch their wigs. It is so humbling to see girls and boys just being themselves away from taunting and teasing. The support and encouragement these children show each other is amazing. Children from as young as 5 up to teenagers, they are full of joy and happiness, no self pity about their situation at all. Jack has no idea, she makes me so angry.

 

[Bwidge]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

There are some impossible choices there!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Oh @Switchstreetz !!!!! The Sloppies page is absolutely phenomenal!!! A sterling job!!! Thank you

 

[bananasplit88]

I just don't get why Louisa is back there? Jack treats her like a child at best and with downright contempt at worst. Even if she was lonely, surely anything is preferable to moving back with your chaotic narc ex. I hope she sees sense soon and runs for the fecking hills.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

That was the best five minutes of my day reading everything in the Sloppies. To think most of it has happened over eight months! The picture for each award are what got me, you guys and the effort you go to is incredible. Thank you @Switchstreetz

As a poster above said though, how has she streaked with her arthritic joints. Could one of our frau’s with a similar ailment confirm whether or not this is something that would cause a lot of pain? As I imagine undressing to streak in the cold crappy bungalow and then the hassle of dressing and undressing and diving under covers would cause a lot of pain for not much gain.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh @Switchstreetz it worked brilliantly for me...an excellent piece of work which must have taken you ages, I am CRYING and hooting and fizzing all over the sideboard. Well done you!

 

[Bwidge]

What with all the photoshoot, boob, streaking, and control pant nonsense, I'd almost forgotten about the Scotsman article.....

A great example of the dead cat strategy there

 

[HarderFaster]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

This is incredible, hilarious work and actually made me a bit teary (?!?!) at how brilliant and funny and critical (in the positive, antithesis of the squiggles, sense) this group of Frauen and Herren are.

I have literally no idea how I’m going to choose my winners for each category and that’s insane when you consider that most of these events occurred over just 10 months. So many stellar cock ups, bitter pile-ons and astounding lies to choose from...

 

[squiffle]

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

The Novak Nail category was the hardest to choose from for me. So many lies! I feel like I’m going to regret my choice.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

Absolutely fantastic

 

[Smeghead]

I tried four in one category and it said I was a greedy goblin! Nice touch @Switchstreetz

 

[bananasplit88]

Absolutely amazing work @Switchstreetz. Some great memories in there for sure. Thank you so Matt much Matt for all your hard work.

 

[Debarkle]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

brilliant! I found it so hard to choose! I can’t believe you posted this in between another chaos which could have been included. I wonder how many more will miss out between now and the vote closing ...

Great work!

 

[Switchstreetz]

I tried four in one category and it said I was a greedy goblin! Nice touch @Switchstreetz

I was wondering if anyone would spot that!!!

Thank you all so much for being so nice! Its honestly made my day i had so much fun making this and i cannot wait to see the winners

I love that we're at 100% all the same answer for last question

 

[MancBee]

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Her house is so cold, layers, layers, layers, heater, electric blankets, more blankets, two hats, microwave heated neckwarmer, two pairs of socks, curtains closed to keep out the cold, more layers, layers, layers, painful RA, painful joints, body aches walking stick constant pain.

Next day, streaking around with only socks on, running around the house naked.

Has she had a secret visit to Lourdes?

 

[blurstoftimes]

@Switchstreetz you are a genius!! But it's all so hard to choose!

She's going to have to streak around her entire neighbourhood to distract us from The Sloppies

 

[squiffle]

Her house is so cold, layers, layers, layers, heater, electric blankets, more blankets, two hats, microwave heated neckwarmer, two pairs of socks, curtains closed to keep out the cold, more layers, layers, layers, painful RA, painful joints, body aches walking stick constant pain.

Next day, streaking around with only socks on, running around the house naked.

Squigs are loving it though...

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Is she leaving the followers hanging to put two and two together about what happened after housemate saw her naked because how cringe is that...everytime I think I can't cringe any harder

 

[Aquamarina]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

This is amazing! You’ve put so much hard work into it and it’s going to be so hard choosing winners from each category. I hadn’t quite realised how much Jack had given us in terms of comedy/slop value over the past year. I’m going to need some time to carefully consider my choices. Well done!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I’m still catching up but this is Classic Jack! She knows the Scotsman article was about her. She knows we know the Scotsman article was about her. She’s scared the fans twig it’s about her so she posts an altered photo in her scants to distract. Deliberately wore two expensive bodysuits to add something else for people to talk about, not taking into account a clever Frau would find out the price...

Oh Jack, you are a ninny