Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

[HotesTilaire]

@Switchstreetz I loved the ending too! For Nibbles and Loppy fans there was a lovely update with pics on the food and drink thread today.

 

[Bwidge]

We have some very talented fraus here. Thank you for all your amazing, creative, hilarious work.

Now duck off x

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She’s such a bleep. Let me count the ways....

Pity we can’t have sweary thread titles

 

[Fitnessqueen]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

This is bleeping genius! Hooting!

 

[Walkdengirl]

The Novak Nail category was the hardest to choose from for me. So many lies! I feel like I’m going to regret my choice.

It was so hard to choose wasn't it?

 

[HarderFaster]

I spent longer choosing “most entertaining lies” than it took to choose my wedding dress...

 

[LennyBriscoe]

And in things that didn't happen...

So professional.

Deserves another airing after that fairy story

 

[Bwidge]

We have new posh crockery slop this evening.

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

thank (space) you! I am absolutely FIZZING AND HOOTING AND SHRIEKING AND BOUNCING WITH JOY!

and Daria gif makes 13 year old me so very happy!

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

This is brilliant, so funny and it must have been a heck of a lot of work! The ‘it’s what Viv would have wanted’ had me screaming!

Major applause!!!!

 

[Emmapism]

Ahahaha straight from the pan




ETA: I agree about feeling a bit emotional making my choices for the sloppies. We've been through some weird tit together haven't we Fraus! I feel like I've known you all a lot longer than the 5 months I've been posting on this thread. Well done @Switchstreetz on your most excellent work

 

[sleepisforwimps]

That was the best five minutes of my day reading everything in the Sloppies. To think most of it has happened over eight months! The picture for each award are what got me, you guys and the effort you go to is incredible. Thank you @Switchstreetz

As a poster above said though, how has she streaked with her arthritic joints. Could one of our frau’s with a similar ailment confirm whether or not this is something that would cause a lot of pain? As I imagine undressing to streak in the cold crappy bungalow and then the hassle of dressing and undressing and diving under covers would cause a lot of pain for not much gain.

In short, yes it would hurt. I cant speak for others with less severe and aggressive RA but there is no way my RA would let me get away with it. Not the running around, not the quick stripping, not the running upstairs either.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Those two photographs are a few days apart. Look at the hair on the facetuned one, and then look at the hair of the Marcus video. I know I go on about her hair, my friend's teenager child has alopecia totalis, no hair whatsoever. No eyebrows, no eyelashes, no hair anywhere. Think of what they go through and then think of her self pitying woe is me my hair is coming out in clumps attention seeking Jack.

There's a children's alopecia self help group, and once a year they have a weekend away where all the kids ditch their wigs. It is so humbling to see girls and boys just being themselves away from taunting and teasing. The support and encouragement these children show each other is amazing. Children from as young as 5 up to teenagers, they are full of joy and happiness, no self pity about their situation at all. Jack has no idea, she makes me so angry.

They’re a few weeks to a couple of months apart I believe but still think the grown out hair doesn’t explain the complete change in her face and shape. She shaves inches off her jaw never mind her hair

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:

THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)

Spoiler: the link

please tell me if it doesn't work

I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!

Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)

Mate. As if you did this. It's so, SO good.

I selected four and got called a greedy goblin. I HOOTED. HOOTED, I TELL YOU.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

If Louisa is a housemate and not just a BB is she now paying her way so Jack can stop asking for money from people less fortunate didn’t think so

I’ve done my voting and I feel like those were some of the hardest decisions of my adult life. It’s a bleeping marvel.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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I don't understand why she has to tell us she eats so much, and why, when she has got nice crockery that is already dirty as she already had eaten 2 portions she had to eat from the pan? Surely she still can't be starving hungry?

It's not cute, clever, entertaining or fun to do this its just a bit Meh

 

[Bwidge]

I don't understand why she has to tell us she eats so much, and why, when she has got nice crockery that is already dirty as she already had eaten 2 portions she had to eat from the pan? Surely she still can't be starving hungry?

It's not cute, clever, entertaining or fun to do this its just a bit Meh

It's also not the reheated frozen slop she said she'd be eating this week...

 

[Fruitjack]

Just voted in the AMAZING Sloppies, have definitely given far less thought to who was going to represent me in parliament than to some of these

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

That was the best five minutes of my day reading everything in the Sloppies. To think most of it has happened over eight months! The picture for each award are what got me, you guys and the effort you go to is incredible. Thank you @Switchstreetz

As a poster above said though, how has she streaked with her arthritic joints. Could one of our frau’s with a similar ailment confirm whether or not this is something that would cause a lot of pain? As I imagine undressing to streak in the cold crappy bungalow and then the hassle of dressing and undressing and diving under covers would cause a lot of pain for not much gain.

In all honesty, it depends. For example, I’m having a flare up at the mo and when we went out for dinner to support our local, my hands immediately hurt like hell in the cold. In a good period, I’d be fine. In a flare there’d be no nudie leaping and bounding in the cold, period.

However.... as others have pointed out, YESTERDAY she was writing a treatise on how she was swathed in electric blankets, suffering from RA pain, coddling herself from the ouchy cold. TODAY she is blithely charging around in the nip in the same Siberian rooms.

Conclusion? One of these stories is confabulation, confusion and bollocks. That’s wor Jackie.

 

[Silver Linings]

Again, don’t want to be horrible for the sake of being horrible but the charm offensive is so clear to see.