Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

[MrsOgre]

Jack, donate it back. IT'S DEFINITELY TOO MUCH

SHAN'T!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Louisa's gone for good this time, isn't she

 

[Fruitjack]

DID YOU ALL MISS THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT OUT POURING SHE SAID THAT HER HOUSE WAS MINIMALIST AND IMMACULATE?????

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

So, during 'The Great Poverty' she sold her lightbulbs, her child's toys, her 21st birthday present Omega watch, possibly herself; But NOT the SILVER sherry goblets (one missing) in a velvet case.
Also, I thought the Le Creuset was a thrift shop find.

 

[KebabGirl]

Louisa's gone for good this time, isn't she

This: was going to suggest the BB arrangement was over hence the chaos. I'm sure we'll be enlightened come Saturday

 

[Vroo]

So it was fairies?

Bramley mice or fox perhaps

 

[Froggies]

DID YOU ALL MISS THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT OUT POURING SHE SAID THAT HER HOUSE WAS MINIMALIST AND IMMACULATE?????

I feel that could have been a direct reply to my comment about the clutter in the crappy bungalow. I FEEL SEEN. Hi Jack

 

[Lanie]

this just gave me actual chills, she’s not well. I hope her son isn’t there.

I definitely think she has miss havisham vibes.

 

[Eurgh]

Imagine the dust.

 

[MrsOgre]

She's liked this tweet.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Bramley mice or fox perhaps

Has to be fairies or vampires as they can’t be filmed. Discounted vampires as it was daytime.
Fox and Brambly mice are destructive rather than gift bearers.

 

[Ellabella]

I would have not liked to have seen the bleeping state of her house before, if that's what she describes as immaculate.

 

[bazzam]

I feel that could have been a direct reply to my comment about the clutter in the crappy bungalow. I FEEL SEEN. Hi Jack

All this crap x 5 and after a recent 2 skip clearout. it all looks so grubby.

 

[Pocahontas]

this just gave me actual chills, she’s not well. I hope her son isn’t there.

Far be it from me to tell you how to feel, but I think she is absolutely fine. She’s clearly staged that stuff, with lots of quirky ethnic bric-a-brac thrown in so that she will be asked lots and lots of questions about it all. Which she is, and she is loving the attention. She’s a very, very privileged little puppybrain with a lot ... a LOT of tit.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Where was it she claimed she hadn't been on holiday for years?

The Jack timeline needs a gantt chart to map out periods of her 'origin story' - if Tanzania hasn't been mentioned since 'hunger hurts' and DV and sex-worker comes in the years before having SB, the Tanzania could be like a gap year thing, overlapping with eating disorder, working in a chip shop and the debenhams cafe on the gantt chart. I'm baffled.


Ah, thanks @jenny2603 #OxfamFreebie

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It's a NEW RECORD! 145 tweets in one day!

Previous record was 140 (since counting began)

(Retweets not included)

Well done, Jack

 

[Emmapism]

If anyone fancies a clutter free MINIMALIST cupboard, here's mine from earlier this year. I hope you will forgive the wanky cork jars. I found them in a puddle ordered them online like a normal person

 

[EnglishRoseIrishRover]

If we take as given* that (a) she documents the minutiae of her life on Twitter and (b) she does this 5 times a year, why have we never seen this ‘changeover’ ‘of tat before?

I rest my case, m’lord

*lies

 

[Cookiecookie]

All that stuff is making me twitch. I'm not especially minimalist, but having too much stuff just makes everything far too hard to look after properly. Some plain white crockery, with a few 'quirky' accessories (cute chopstick holders, honey drizzlers, that sort of thing) would be a much better showcase for your food.