Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

What the duck??!!

Ooh sorry to quote myself but “what the duck” got me promoted to an Active Member!

Thank you for having me... it’s an honour to be in the company of such funny, fraud fighting fraus

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’m going for a brief interlude now for her to bask in the attention she accumulated today only to reappear around midnight.

Ah yes quick dinosaur nap

 

[Walkdengirl]

And something mummified. Dear god, what is it?!View attachment 332464

What actually is that?

 

[Sentient mirror]

Why the duck would you put le creuset stuff away, never mind a childs plastic feeding spoon, and unless my eyes deceive me that's a spirit measure, all going away.

Where does she keep all this crap?

Don’t show Les! (For the Vic and Bob fans!)

 

[Walkdengirl]

Don’t show Les! (For the Vic and Bob fans!)

Not a spirit level I'm afraid, I wonder where she keeps her chives?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

That lot looks like a stall at a car boot sale. The stall that you look at and think "what a load of tat".

I was creeping down the thread with my hands over my eyes waiting for your post Manc! I hope you were sitting down when you saw it

I wasn’t sure if it was appropriate to say but you were in my thoughts yesterday mucker. I always appreciate your honesty and it’s thanks to good folks like you campaigning and talking and ensuring that those taken too soon are still remembered

 

[Sentient mirror]

Not a spirit level I'm afraid, I wonder where she keeps her chives?

They are interchangeable with the other herbs, of course!

 

[Alansbigplate]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

It’s Miss Chanandler Bong(o)!!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

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Looks like a jumble sale (where you walk past, thinking no!)

 

[Cookiecookie]

I honestly don’t think she’s well today. The performance is off the charts. View attachment 332363View attachment 332364

He's not too far off 11. Why is she reading him a bedtime story?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Ewwwwww, da fuq? Dutty pig

Is that, going back into storage?

 

[Flash123]

Cheese risotto! Edible!

 

[Scarletfever]

Look at the state of that crockery.

And she actually had the brass neck to criticise the chopping boards in the primary school kitchen? Hope the dinner ladies ban her for life, it was a privilege to be allowed into their workspace, and she had no bleeping right to insult their chopping boards.

Sort your own bleeping kitchen out.

 

[Peachy9]

Frauen I’m stuck in the Vergangenheit but is this job on the list??View attachment 332491

Erghh... Trying to shoehorn herself into the Debenhams debacle too I see
She's like the kind of person who turns up weekly to the funeral parlour, just to observe grief. Absolute ghoul.

 

[MrsOgre]

He's not too far off 11. Why is she reading him a bedtime story?

Because he isn't there, she's talking crap as usual.
All that clutter has given me a nervous tic. And that's one lot of five?

 

[Limey]

I'd forgotten the date - has BB escaped LEFT then?

Jack probably thinks she's being hilarious with the sly digs on Twitter " 'er indoors / women eh?' Blah Madonna wail," but she sounds like one of those blokes you block on dating sites, "The dishwasher broke, I told her to go and buy some more soap. HAHAHA. Why am I single?"

I've missed a few threads, due to work - did Louisa come back, then leave again? Am lost.

 

[TVC15]

I’m kinda here for this bizarre, no-one-asked, endless show-and-tell hoarding PSA performance.

Are they performing for Tattle? Goading us? There is a dedicated and critical audience here. So much attention. It must be irresistible to a person who clearly loves attention.

 

[kachoochoo]

absolute nightmare fuel for those of us who have realised (somewhat belatedly) that Chandler is the Best One

 

[MrsOgre]

Wtf, a display egg? Post it notes all over the house?