I actually quite like Jack's mismatched cutlery.
Hands in frau resignation letter.
Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden
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Hands in frau resignation letter.
It’s ... the soul of this dearly departed offal.
Louisa came back for Lockdown 2. She was Jack's unnamed, completely secret 'Bubble Buddy'.
I might go into my ten year old's bedroom and try singing her a goodnight song and see how that goes down - I think it'll be something along the lines of 'mum please stop you are so embarrassing'. Where can I find myself a delightful young whippersnapper straight out of the secret seven?
I didn’t spot the timely Debenham’s reference. She’ll be dying for someone to pick up on that and ask her about it, an otherwise completely unnecessary detail about her stash of crockery. She’s so transparent it’s painfulErghh... Trying to shoehorn herself into the Debenhams debacle too I see
She's like the kind of person who turns up weekly to the funeral parlour, just to observe grief. Absolute ghoul.
Just thought, if she is claiming to be a food writer or whatever, why the need for all the fancy plates and crockery? The food should speak for itself. There's no amount of fancy crockery that can distract from the slop.
That looks like something Mrs. Bellend threatens to do with my bellend when I snore
Hey, funny forum people, I shared last week about my good buddy who is struggling with major damage to his body from alcohol/drug use. Now I want to share that he got a spot in a 6-month rehab program/community house today. He’s been waiting for months. I’m so relieved. I’m so happy. He’s scared shitless because it’s an all-male and pretty rough place, and he’s a soft boy, but... Christ alive I’m proud of him for not giving up. I was having intrusive thoughts about the possibility of attending the funeral of the first contemporary of mine to pass. bleeping grim.
Good to hear that she's managed to escape, hopefully with her sanity intact.
this just gave me actual chills, she’s not well. I hope her son isn’t there.
And why does it all look so dirty?
It's grimSlopbot is improving quicker than Jack
Nice flippant comment about Debenhams. All those jobs lost but Jack can get some cheap tit.
It’s not ‘her job’ I bet any other food writer does not have a billion plates and forks.
I haven’t read with my child since she was about 5. She wouldn’t have it. She used to bend the pages down if she found a word she didn’t understand.
Now she only reads anime stuff that I don’t understand.
I haven’t read with my child since she was about 5. She wouldn’t have it. She used to bend the pages down if she found a word she didn’t understand.
Now she only reads anime stuff that I don’t understand.
The broken new expensive crockery she showed earlier, you know the two sets she bought for her friends because everyone is always saying how gorgeous hers is...she’s lying right...about a. having friends, b. them fawning over her crockery, I mean, your honour exhibit 523456322xz her collection of “autumnal crockery” nobody is gonna get envious or delighted over that pile of car boot crap.
So it’s odd she decided that it was change over day...change over crockery day...cos that’s a thing right
the same day she lands two nice new sets of expensive white crockery! Detective fraus be on the lookout for her winter/Christmas collection, which I suspect may be white, Sophie Conran, portmeirion 
Just a feeling.
So it’s odd she decided that it was change over day...change over crockery day...cos that’s a thing right
the same day she lands two nice new sets of expensive white crockery! Detective fraus be on the lookout for her winter/Christmas collection, which I suspect may be white, Sophie Conran, portmeirion Just a feeling.
Jack, donate it back. IT'S DEFINITELY TOO MUCH
'My house is pretty minimal and immaculate these days'
Hey Siri, show me the biggest lie ever told
Hey Siri, show me the biggest lie ever told
Drum from Tanzania with tag attached. Nicely hidden away in individual pic.
Another anachronism. ‘Sally Army’. She’s like Quantum Leap.
It think it was for Oxfam. Where she compared her life to that of women living in extreme poverty, and has her photo taken cuddling dear little black babies.
It would have been around the time that she turned down a life changing amount of money to go on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here's because she didn't want to leave her son for two weeks.
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