Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?

[Veronicaaa]

The only time she makes food look appealing is when she buys it from Waitrose.

Even then, she somehow manages to duck it up.

 

[jenny2603]

Sorry but I love that phrases like “tampon pineapple photo” are used so causally in Tattle parlance, and we all know what it means!

@Veronicaaa , it was the lovely @SweetTransvestite a few pages ago, who posted a .... memorable picture of Frank Butcher in relation to Pat!

A picture that I'm hoping inspires @Alansbigplate to create their most disturbing work yet.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I'm sure there'll be a big butter reveal and lots more nudge nudge jokes about being allowed to have sacred butter she played it so well that day that she was given money out of someone's winter home heating allowance

 

[Walkdengirl]

omg i remember now! Wasn't it the crustless one?

Indeed it was

 

[Bobtheknob]

I can hardly contain my indifference.

Thread title nomination.

 

[ScamSandwich]

She's so full of tit it's unreal. Why show the thing and then have to quickly get the shovel out to downplay the duck out of it. She MUST enjoy it, it's the only explanation

Foreigner Scamsandwich walked home in silence, having a bite of her apple, thinking to herself that this would have to be this understatement thing the Brits do.

 

[Switchstreetz]

This is a 'recipe' for a toastie.

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I feel like the amount of mincemeat required to fill a sandwich is an exceedingly large amount compared to the little pies. Do you want hyper children and a sugar crash? This is how you get hyper children then a sugar crash

 

[Walkdengirl]

There is buttered Rum Punch. Quite popular. Came across it when I first read 'The L-shaped Room'.
Have never tried it though.

It's meant to be delicious

 

[Satisfying Click]

I'm amazed that the non-existent neighbour who left soap on the doorstep couldn't stretch to a block of unsalted

 

[Fruitjack]

Oh dearheart Jenny. How on earth could she have battled the long and lonely streets of Southend in this short amount of time?

Just catching up,has she "splurged" on Pat yet? Shall there be butter? Has our fiendish plan to ban butter in the crappy Bungalow been thwarted by her weird little brain? I must know.

 

[Emmapism]

Just realised that tomorrow is ThanksGiving. Or Thanksgrifting as Jack would call it. What perfect timing for her definitely 10000000% viral video.

 

[Smeghead]

Oh dearheart Jenny. How on earth could she have battled the long and lonely streets of Southend in this short amount of time?

By chair?

 

[Walkdengirl]

Publisher: Hi Jack, can we have a chat? Your scathing polemic on poverty/latest slop collection is now two months overdue......

We've been very patient but we're going to need some pages....

Jack: I moved my bedroom onto the roof!

She'll be dismantling the trouser press next

 

[Captainmouse]

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‘A fit of the bluesies’

bbbbuut he’s touching her pens!

 

[Walkdengirl]

Just noticed that in the pic of Cooper, she's started a new colouring-in sheet, exciting times!

I noticed that. She is very good at colouring isn't she? she hardly ever goes over the lines

 

[Boyo]

Pasta e caci ceci, from Tin Can’t Cook:

Oh god, where do I start?

 

[jenny2603]

Just realised that tomorrow is ThanksGiving. Or Thanksgrifting as Jack would call it. What perfect timing for her definitely 10000000% viral video.

To be fair it is going to do incredible numbers from Tattle.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Self-quoting is very gauche I know but hnnnnnnghnnnnnnhhhh

ETA forgot to actually quote myself durrr

Every time I see RA I think she's exhibited at the Royal academy!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

OMG who post the Pat pic here ealier?? Get your own material, Jack.

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Yes, sorry. I posted a rudey-nudey pic of Frank Butcher with a reference to that Pat

 

[HotesTilaire]

Well I hope whatever it is goes viral long before or long after penguin post office. Between that and having to check the food and drink threads for Nibbles updates I’m too busy for a piss and a sandwich already