Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?
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OMG who post the Pat pic here ealier?? Get your own material, Jack.
God, that's hilarious. Imagine if That Man or any Tories were to pull jokes like that? What next Jack, the Hatfield Rail disaster? 9/11?
I am irrationally annoyed by the letters after her name. They read as shouty to me.
They read as wanky to me, mi amor.
My son is one month into being weaned and eats meals with more texture than her recipes
For someone who has a Dad with a van, the back of that fucker must be pristine!
So obviously the posh chair is the latest in her ‘I’m going to show you an expensive item and then spin a load of lies about how I acquired it.’
Tonight on the wheel of providence: a second-hand shop exactly three miles away and no means of transport but a pescatarian bodybuilder. Clap. Clap. Clap.
Tonight on the wheel of providence: a second-hand shop exactly three miles away and no means of transport but a pescatarian bodybuilder. Clap. Clap. Clap.
Also, they are apparently to fall in line with people with PhDs. I have NEVER seen anyone on twitter put their academic credentials after their name unless it was a joke. Sometimes 'lady' doctors will put Dr before their twitter handle cos we're fed up of not being addressed correctly, but that's it.
Signed, Dr Klopp (an actual doctor, not an honorary one).
I’m in training all afternoon tomorrow but I’m assuming the clip of her will be so viral that the presenters will interrupt the session to share it.
I’m fully expecting the press conference regarding tiers to be delayed because of whatever it is.
Self-quoting is very gauche I know but hnnnnnnghnnnnnnhhhh
ETA forgot to actually quote myself durrr
These people who always wanted letters after their name have finally got them, bless
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Please forgive my ignorance but wtaf is ‘whole chocolate’?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the BBC BREAKING NEWS notification on your phone.
It's what you get when you've completed it, mate.
Sorry but I love that phrases like “tampon pineapple photo” are used so causally in Tattle parlance, and we all know what it means!
@Veronicaaa , it was the lovely @SweetTransvestite a few pages ago, who posted a .... memorable picture of Frank Butcher in relation to Pat!
Just catching up,has she "splurged" on Pat yet? Shall there be butter? Has our fiendish plan to ban butter in the crappy Bungalow been thwarted by her weird little brain? I must know.
I think she meant white, another example of her FORENSIC and METICULOUS attention to detail.
Her interior design choices are so bizarre. Putting that preposterous ostentatious country estate smoking room chair next to a school assembly chair makes it look even more absurd. That article calling her house 'pleasantly cluttered' was far too kind. Every photo I see of it, it looks like one of those hidden object games. Unfortunately you will never find the livers, or her sense of decency, no matter how hard you look.
Oh, I read that as white chocolate, my brain saw the first and last letter and made up the bit in the middle! But maybe that's what she meant?
The only time Jack is funny on Twitter is when she steals jokes from the canal. The only time she posts an edible recipe is when she copies it from Good Food. The only time she makes food look appealing is when she buys it from Waitrose.
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