but won't she already be wearing a bra from doing the school run this morning? Because SB isn't allowed to walk alone due to all the stalkers that jack is inundated with?
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The scones were in the shop this week. Probably bought for this exact reason tbh.
Baking fraus.... what do you think about these being shop bought or homemade?
If someone changes their name then the new name is now their name, so yeah. Dead naming is kind of offensive to people who’ve decided for whatever reason to change itIs it really I’m actually shocked
Next up in the Jack monroe please-give-me-attention-twitter comedy routine: people who add milk before hot water when they make a cup of tea. Whats that all about ehOh god. Don’t start this debate FFS. It will be as new and fresh as debating salt and vinegar on chips or gravy. Always has her finger on the pulse does Jack Monroe.
ETA: @Silver Linings if she starts a discourse on whether it’s jam first or cream, don’t give her the airtime here
I apologise didn’t mean to offend anyone I didn’t know she had changed it x
Sorry to quote myself.Baking fraus.... what do you think about these being shop bought or homemade?
Thanks silver for providing evidence..... I think I may need to hide in my tunnel for a while.
We could have gone along in our court outfitsWe all know that this is likely BS, but imagine the coven cinema date! It would be bloody hilarious! If they made it now, we might even be included in the storyline as the anonymous nasty mavens/stalkers/bullies/ninnies
Half cocked Monroe APU for turmeric to be effective it needs to have curcumin added I.e pepper in the correct ratio
IT’S NOT 2p!!!
photocopies of simple recipes, can it be done? we shall see...
nothing quite like scone discourse to bury the criticism! with bonus cooper pic. oh, and it seems now we're moving on to school dinner cake... just call me mystic kachoochoo!
nothing quite like scone discourse to bury the criticism! with bonus cooper pic. oh, and it seems now we're moving on to school dinner cake... just call me mystic kachoochoo!
I suppose we should be relieved it's just squirty cream & not taramasalata (ταραμοσαλάτα) or something...
Also, how can it be 'elevenses' if you don't roll out of your camp bed until 10.55?
She hasn't made those scones, you need butter, not lard, to make scones.They're in her Tardis-like store cupboard of course! So naturally she's allowed to exempt them from her eyelid sausage shopping list
US Patreon: oooh Jack's gone to the post office! Can't wait to finally get the exclusive rewards I've paid for! *Rubs hands together*
Jack: I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM THE COUNTER STAFF OKAY!
US Patreon: But you're self employed so you could go back anoth-
Jack: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM THEM! I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!
Jack: I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM THE COUNTER STAFF OKAY!
US Patreon: But you're self employed so you could go back anoth-
Jack: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM THEM! I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!
Didn't care much about overwhelming them when she was posting Frazzles to Australia did she?
I'll put my thinking hat on = I will never think about this again
Struggling with her workload
she’s spent the last 40 mins arsing around on Twitter talking about scones ffs.
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