Jack Monroe #109 Jack Monroe’s network bandwidth is low

[AmTellinYa]

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Can we please get a yawn reaction along with the eye roll?

Jack, you're boring love, go play with your crayons and stay off Twitter.

 

[LexiLu]

I’ve put squirty cream on scones before but it’s worth the effort to whip cream if you don’t have any clotted cream in. It’s foam and the minute you bite into the scone the creams evaporates into nothing - sort of like eating air
I’m not sure how else to explain it

 

[Captainmouse]

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elevenses, does this involve invisible tea or coffee? You know the stuff never drunk chez slop, never on weekly shop?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Bewbs

Famous last words there, "leave it with me". Cooee! @kachoochoo!

 

[Harrybosch]

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Bewbs

a) You can leave your house without a bra on, it's not against the law.
b) It's winter, you'll be wearing a coat, no one would even know whether you are wearing a bra or not.
c) No one gives a tit about your tits.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[jenny2603]

Squirty cream...£20 shop

IT WAS A GIFT FROM A MATE. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH THE EMIN.

 

[LavaFlake]

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That cream would disintegrate in your mouth.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

God she's so bleeping BORING.

 

[Pocahontas]

Christ, she doesn’t have any clotted cream, ok? If she can’t afford no butter, she certainly can’t afford clotted cream. Clotted cream is only for people who can drive or wear bras outside.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

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Oh god. Don’t start this debate FFS. It will be as new and fresh as debating salt and vinegar on chips or gravy. Always has her finger on the pulse does Jack Monroe.

ETA: @Silver Linings if she starts a discourse on whether it’s jam first or cream, don’t give her the airtime here

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

"and here's the link to a really easy scone recipe that you could whip up in no time from some store-cupboard baking basics" (said Jack, never)

 

[Captainmouse]

Was squirty cream on the list?

Was squirty cream on the list? mate she can’t afford butter, she’s certainly not going to waste Sb's deposit on fripperies like a squirty cream

 

[Harrybosch]

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THERE IS NO NEED TO RESPOND! NONE!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

We’re the scones/sultanas on this list/previous lists?

You know what? I don’t give a tinkers. I think the list thing has gone the same way as my willpower this week.

 

[Boyo]

THERE IS NO NEED TO RESPOND! NONE!

But there is cos, needless to say........

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[LavaFlake]

We’re the scones/sultanas on this list/previous lists?

You know what? I don’t give a tinkers. I think the list thing has gone the same way as my willpower this week.

They're in her Tardis-like store cupboard of course! So naturally she's allowed to exempt them from her eyelid sausage shopping list