I believe she blamed her Mediterranean arse.
Jack Monroe #107 The writing’s on the wallpaper
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it was pocket/bum (mints) last time
'Cornish' was in the brief, it was that or something unspeakable with body fluids from Rick Stein..
To be fair, my mate's arse sent me a Monzo request for something like £674.67 the other day. Frightened the life out of me.
I can believe it! But if the exact same thing happened again the next week you'd be like look, if you need money just ask
Don’t know if it’s been mentioned but I saw this and thought of someone we know...
Douglas Stuart has won the Booker Prize for Shuggie Bain, his debut novel about a boy in 1980s Glasgow trying to support his mother as she struggles with addiction and poverty.
Douglas Stuart has won the Booker Prize for Shuggie Bain, his debut novel about a boy in 1980s Glasgow trying to support his mother as she struggles with addiction and poverty.
She could have made a fish pie 'cornish' pastie using spuds and smoked mackerel, would've been cheaper. I know that's not proper cornish, but veganish isn't vegan either.
Matters not, just as potatoes are potatoes, cheese is cheese.
Or Stargazy Pie, given her fondness for sardines/pilchards.
I'd pay to see her try that...
Sweet baby cheeses.
When you're at home, all comfy and chilled, do you sit with your phone in your arse pocket?
. Just as awe inspiring as your kitchen cupboard!I've got this image of stargazy pie with bits of tinned sardine poking out around the edges, maybe jm could get SB and BB to fashion small hats for the sardines out of tin foil and felt pen lids.
T.S. - Your art matters. It matters NOW, as it mattered THEN. No matter whom might say it matters not. It. Does. Matter. At times like this, I am reminded of these wise words. "When (one is) being hounded, bullied, etc, online, well meaning folks sometimes say ‘it’s just social media. It doesn’t matter’. But it does matter. Because you matter. And I matter. And kindness matters. And community matters. And choosing to use this platform for good, matters."
Yes - I am no hairdresser and even I know it’s crap. Glad to have it confirmed by the professionals though. Perhaps you can enlighten us if she decides to photo the bald patches after having some clipper action or photoshop fun.Right so I’ve never posted just been quietly reading these threads for months but never needed to contribute you’ve got it all covered (and been entertaining me to no end).
but THIS the ‘I’ve still got patchy bits but I can cover it up’ nope nope nope. I’m a hairdresser () and you cannot cover supposed patchy bits on hair that short it’s not possible?! I’ve got clients who do have stress related alopecia and frankly her whole ‘my hairs falling out’ rhetoric is utter bullshit and it’s not fair on people who do suffer from this arghhhhh.
super 🔺️ here. in my old office we made a nativity scene mostly out of action figures and I made a Baby Cheesus out of babybel wax. this went on for several years. after I moved elsewhere in the dept, I had emails enquiring after His whereabouts.
Watch for a picture of it to turn up on Twitter in a day or two
Likewise, but that’s mostly because just about everything she says is shrouded in lies. The thing is it’s not even as though she is one of those people that stretches the truth and kind of gets swept away into believing what she says, a somewhat innocent exaggeration with enough truth that it can nearly be excused. No, she seems to plan the lies she tells to provoke reactions and to manipulate those invested in her. It’s so calculated and menacing.
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