It's the sentient mirror warning us that the J I G is up, she's triangulated us all. Expect a knock on the door shortly and get ready for a night in the cells. Better look out our court outfits!
Jack Monroe #107 The writing’s on the wallpaper
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Absolutely my first thought! A little treat for herself for such good day.I think I've had a similar thought... Henry Hoover related, yes? and I may be too far down the rabbit hole here but I wouldn't put it past her to do this on purpose as bait.
Mmm you’d think someone would alert her to it, perhaps it’s bait?!I think I've had a similar thought... Henry Hoover related, yes? and I may be too far down the rabbit hole here but I wouldn't put it past her to do this on purpose as bait.
Is it Zoe Catastrophe coming back!?!!? She’s a great Jack. It’s been too short long
Can’t believe JM a marvel character name. I really thought she’d come up with it. Don’t know why I’m surprised really.
What I love about Tattle is the research aspect. I have really learned a lot about checking backgrounds etc from this. And I’d have previously considered myself cautious and diligent. I hadn’t a clue about the level of shill and hustle out there. Same goes the other way with Lestat the vampire, he just seems a bit different and not very socially aware, but probably not an actual threat once you look into him a bit more. Can you tell I used to be a goth? I have known many of his kind. I think this is why I’ve come over all protective
Where is sheep news? Do sheep sleep? I am a city girl I know literally nothing about their habits.
Can’t believe JM a marvel character name. I really thought she’d come up with it. Don’t know why I’m surprised really.
What I love about Tattle is the research aspect. I have really learned a lot about checking backgrounds etc from this. And I’d have previously considered myself cautious and diligent. I hadn’t a clue about the level of shill and hustle out there. Same goes the other way with Lestat the vampire, he just seems a bit different and not very socially aware, but probably not an actual threat once you look into him a bit more. Can you tell I used to be a goth? I have known many of his kind. I think this is why I’ve come over all protective
Where is sheep news? Do sheep sleep? I am a city girl I know literally nothing about their habits.
100% my thoughts - it's just bait to get us to say something stupid and crappy she can use against us. I don't for a second believe she'd leave that up for 40 minutes if it was real.I think I've had a similar thought... Henry Hoover related, yes? and I may be too far down the rabbit hole here but I wouldn't put it past her to do this on purpose as bait.
'Of course', it'll be merely a recipe note. A gram of Juniper berries per portion of toothpaste and ham sandwich for that festive touch, or some such perfectly ordinary thing to type into your Twitter app.
Normal portioning. Only 20% of an entire jar of the things.
Perfectly normal, nothing to see here.
Sniff sniff isn't severe hayfever a bastard at this time of year?
Normal portioning. Only 20% of an entire jar of the things.
Perfectly normal, nothing to see here.
Who cares about a coded tweet or whether our thread titles are too cliquey. This is where it is at right now.
hashtagnc500 hashtagloopy hashtag
I really do think it could be to try and catch us out, just so she can say "I bum tweeted and that awful cabal who wouldn't let me join in say I take drugs!"
I personally think she is weighing her boobs j cup 1 gram. Come at me ladies.
Praise be - the hair is growing back.
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Praying she doesn’t try and blame the cat walking on her keyboard, cba to endure another feline photoshoot
What did she blame it on last time? No way she doesn’t notice, phone doesn’t get put down long enough
We’re way overdue a floof/half naked, I woke up like this, face tuned photo sesh.
More attention-seeking. Christ, half the things she does intend to post vanish within seconds, so there's no way that would still be up if it wasn't intentional.
It’s the pink velvet curtains I think you’ll find
I can’t tell you how much this made me laugh.
Right so I’ve never posted just been quietly reading these threads for months but never needed to contribute you’ve got it all covered (and been entertaining me to no end).
but THIS the ‘I’ve still got patchy bits but I can cover it up’ nope nope nope. I’m a hairdresser (
) and you cannot cover supposed patchy bits on hair that short it’s not possible?! I’ve got clients who do have stress related alopecia and frankly her whole ‘my hairs falling out’ rhetoric is utter bullshit and it’s not fair on people who do suffer from this arghhhhh.
yes because he ran out of Yarg
Cabal, I come to you tonight in penitence. I am sorry made that photoshop of Jack holding Brenda's banger. Having had it thrust upon me unexpectedly (twice!) in this thread by @Montrachet I realise the true horror of what I've done. From now on, I'm a changed sideboard. No more suggestive close-ups of flabby bangers.
Unless they're under a spoiler.
Unless they're under a spoiler.
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I have that tea towel and bowl from a range at Tesco. I had been very fond of them until now.
Yarg isn't cheap. That hunk of it behind her did not cost pence.
It is a complete waste of it to put it in a fish pie as it has a mild flavour.
Sigh.
ETA - I've just got to the post by @Minky McMoneypenny who was way ahead of me!
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