Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe

[Pixieboots]

It's the Arnold rimmer thing again isn't it?

Edit: excuse the TMI earlier, lads. Didn't mean to let her get the better of me.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

All this absolutely ridiculous “system” (it is not a system but whatever) does is show us that she hasn’t even bothered to print off her promised Patreon rewards yet, much less pack and post them.

But.....but ....she showed us the pile of shiny plastic envelopes. Surely she can't be..... lyin'?

Also, Vistaprint take quite a while to turnaround an order. Then there's the Christmas post to deal with. This ain't happening.

 

[Fraggle]

Still on the previous thread, but I just received this text from my boss. Should I be worried?

 

[crystaleyesd]

"longer extensions"...

 

[Cactusflower]

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christ jack. are you 8 years old?

I can’t make sense of this picture. What is the Tupperware looking pot? It looks like it’s got a load of old fag butts in it.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

For some bizarre reason I had a look at his Twitter account and I’ll be honest I want my mum . Jack if this messages pops up on your next Twitter grunk. DO NOT give him any personal details about you.

Sorry to be one of those who quotes myself but I’ve just seen my phone has autocorrected Tattle to Twitter. Rude.

 

[Silver Linings]

I can’t make sense of this picture. What is the Tupperware looking pot? It looks like it’s got a load of old fag butts in it.

Looks like pencil sharpenings. She’s probably keeping them for some bizarre reason.

 

[Smeghead]

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So that’s what all the coloured pencils were for on the door. Of course 🤦🏼‍

 

[Harrybosch]

Am I reading too much into this or is she communicating with us via blotter now?

 

[Eurgh]

Looks like pencil sharpenings. She’s probably keeping them for some bizarre reason.

Using them as a base for a risotto.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Looks like pencil sharpenings. She’s probably keeping them for some bizarre reason.

Bit of texture, bulks out a curry

 

[Debarkle]

Good causes

I think Marcus is probably an editor at the guardian but she’s purposefully being vague. Plus as mentioned anyone can write call Marcus on a list!

all the stuff she does for tattle

 

[Oofadoofa]

Things like *this* desk arrangement is how she spends her days, whilst pleading online that she's BUSY. Its's just so, so pathetic. And while she has, what was it, 18000 unsorted emails. And the patreon orders unsent, book (apparently) overdue, and more. Just a totally useless, incompetent and childish blagger.

 

[Cactusflower]

Looks like pencil sharpenings. She’s probably keeping them for some bizarre reason.

Oh yes I see it now .

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Using them as a first base for a risotto.

Corrected it for you

 

[Captainmouse]

She can't lend her son one of her 50 billion pens even for a sec?
Or is this aimed at BB?
"Work" pens.

Are there going out pens? Casual pens? a pen is a pen numpty

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Bit of texture, bulks out a curry

Could be used in the pooling banana juices as a topping for horridge.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Ahh look at the big professional, she can colour inside the lines and everything.

 

[Harrybosch]

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christ jack. are you 8 years old?

 

[Smeghead]

Aside from the Marcus thing, comedy arc? Jack you absolute clown. What a state of affairs that you’re tweeting this to the world. View attachment 314214View attachment 314215
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Stop talking about everything I do!