Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

[lilamay]

I actually had to go for an angry walk to let off steam after her Twitter nonsense. One minute she can't afford butter and the next she's Father bleeping Griftmas.

'Father bleeping Griftmas'
I know it's too early to suggest a thread title but...

ETA - seems I'm now a VIP member! Fancy!

 

[FridayFunDay]

I was so glad I was here in real time for #31

She was a total delight.

 

[Themaninblack]

I’m gutted I’ve found some out of date marshmallows in the cupboard and I need to know if I should bin them or would I still be able to eat them if I put some black pepper on them?

You could use them melted as sauce for your lasagne. (Any white viscous material can be substituted for another...)

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I actually had to go for an angry walk to let off steam after her Twitter nonsense. One minute she can't afford butter and the next she's Father bleeping Griftmas.

Please can Father bleeping Griftmas be a thread title?

'Father bleeping Griftmas'
I know it's too early to suggest a thread title but...

ETA - seems I'm now a VIP member! Fancy!

Oo congratulations

 

[ScamSandwich]

I can't quite convey this accurately, but, in my head, I'm singing this in a cockney accent! it could have been a chas and dave hit!

I saw an entire old skool Bollywood video in that...when after having sung one line, a person hides behind a tree.

 

[Thatmoonringisdanielles]

My personal highlight from the infamous thread #31 is:

I am in awe of the fraus who were there in real time

 

[Cuileann]

She's been pretty quiet today, hasn't she?

 

[Lanie]

She's been pretty quiet today, hasn't she?

She's busy!!!

 

[NP]

Thread #31 was like someone gatecrashing a great party but they won’t get the hint that they weren’t invited. I watched it unfold in real time but didn’t comment. Her snarky replies and attitude had me like...

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

I was so glad I was here in real time for #31

She was a total delight.

The one day of lockdown I wasn't online. One day. I'm still absolutely raging about it.

 

[KebabGirl]

Busy you say? Jack obliges!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Balls of bliss.

And another one for @kachoochoo's list

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Balls of bliss.

Deep fried ones no less

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She's been pretty quiet today, hasn't she?

Somewhere performing culinary atrocities with holly and those deer antlers you can get for dogs to chew and blaming Christmas.

 

[SoulRebel]

My personal highlight from the infamous thread #31 is:

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I am in awe of the fraus who were there in real time

I was but I just

I was but I just

Edited to add that I did laugh at @LennyBriscoe saying that it was all a dream.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Thought Jackie didn't need to test her recipes?

Almost a full house of Jack on most liked today

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

View attachment 311786Busy you say? Jack obliges!

Cos nothing says Christmas like deep fried balls.

 

[BashmentLady]

View attachment 311786Busy you say? Jack obliges!

I've honestly shat this after borsht [beetroot soup].

 

[Vroo]

First ever post just spent all day on #31 just why ??? Not had great lockdown but this thread has given me humour & perspective, but seriously #31!!!! Just why join/engage
Anyway love all the humour posted xx

 

[Emmapism]

I believe at least one Frau mentioned she should start making seasonally appropriate stuff and as if by magic....