So do we take it that #lockdownlarder has now been quietly shelved, ne'er to be mentioned again? How many days into lockdown did she last?? 
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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Everything, get yourself on twitter and ask forgiveness from the masterchef.Made lasagne for dinner and my white sauce didn’t look like horse spunkDear hearts, what did I do wrong?!
When this whole covid situation is said and done and life approaches something like normality, watch and see Monroe virtue-signal that she provided lockdownmartyr *throughout* both lockdowns.So do we take it that #lockdownlarder has now been quietly shelved, ne'er to be mentioned again? How many days into lockdown did she last??
mine came out of a jar. And it still looked better than hersMade lasagne for dinner and my white sauce didn’t look like horse spunk
When in reality she shouted 'bung it in a curry!' hundreds of times. Where's her MBE?
The ridiculous thing is, the squiggles will nod along and agree, that yes, she did! So convinced are they that everything she says is gospel and happened just as she says. You only have to look at their comments when she started round #2 up, someone even told her it was the best part of the last lockdown! I mean Christ mate, watch a box set or something
Jack strikes me as the kind of person you sometimes came across at school. Who told you all these hilarious stories about their amazing dog, but everytime you go round to their house, the dog happens to be with another family member, or the mum's taken it to the groomer. Or who talks about this amazing older boyfriend they have but you never ever see him and when you ask it turns out he lives conveniently out of town.
I’m gutted I’ve found some out of date marshmallows in the cupboard and I need to know if I should bin them or would I still be able to eat them if I put some black pepper on them?So do we take it that #lockdownlarder has now been quietly shelved, ne'er to be mentioned again? How many days into lockdown did she last??
Your options are endless!! Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew? Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew? Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew? Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew? Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew? Bung ‘em in a curry. Bung ‘em in a dhal. Stew?......and so on, until the end of time until all that’s left is horse spunk lasagne as far as the eye can see.
These threads have been the best thing about lockdown tbf, nay, 2020.
I mean, that’s a low bar but don’t let that detract...!
I mean, that’s a low bar but don’t let that detract...!
nonono, you simply need to bung them in a curry! they should be precariously fine!
snap @Boyo! but your reply shows so much more commitment!
Aww thanks Fraus x
In the horrendous days of Lockdown 1 I will always be grateful for Jack’s adult temper tantrum against ‘That Man’ which resulted in the two week comedy classic of DKL , horse spunk Lasagne, overnight carrot vomit and Jack’s inability to explain different fat percentages of mince on live TV.
I can't quite convey this accurately, but, in my head, I'm singing this in a cockney accent! it could have been a chas and dave hit!
Yesss this is exactly the kind of vibe I get from her! Came across several of those, and even have an adult one in my friendship group
The stories are just fantastical. I swear the majority of kids eventually grow out of it though. Jack is one of the minority.
Terrible.
Any update on her curated book lists and recommendations?So do we take it that #lockdownlarder has now been quietly shelved, ne'er to be mentioned again? How many days into lockdown did she last??
I'm still waiting with eager anticipation for her BAME curated anthology. I mean she wouldn't mention it if it wasn't going to happen would she?
Her newest song. Featuring Billy Bragg
I actually had to go for an angry walk to let off steam after her Twitter nonsense. One minute she can't afford butter and the next she's Father bleeping Griftmas.
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