Good luck to them. Forgive me if I am still a bit wary of it all though. I have had so many friends try over and over again to salvage a relationship where one has LEFT the building and it's always awful .Nah just more hinting that the housemate is Louisa and they used to be a FAMILY before SHE LEFT *sob* but couldn't they be that again and what JAPES could the two of them get up to with that carafe
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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More to the point, you'd be thinking 'that isn't grapefruit squash she's knocking back in a carafe that's conveniently disguising the colour of the liquid inside'. You'd be thinking 'bleeping Hell, she's knocking back the wine some'.Smeghead, I honestly keep thinking your profile photo is a wee willy
It’s my birthday today and I’m trying not to be miserable about it. Birthdays just aren’t the same when you’re an adult! I did manage to make Mom’s sexy banana, chocolate and tahini pudding for later.
Good grief, can you imagine being on that Zoom call and watching Cack swig awkwardly from that stupid blue vase? It wouldn’t have been a subtle sip either. Bad Zoom manners!
A wooden calculator - because she’s quirky and a bit out there! Make sure you don’t puppishly chew it Jack!
She left for a reason, and that reason hasn't changed. I don't see how it can end any differently.
Errr she NOW has a BIG chart on her desk to help her maverick adhd/autistic mind and puts her coloured pencils in the holders she used to keep her socks and pants in! She’s changed!
Grapefruit squash wasn't on the £20 shop. I'm starting to think she's not being 100% transparent on what she spends on food and drink
Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe
I thought she had teeny tiny hands? (ring size H).
Make your mind up Jacky.
Welcome to the future!! I think the supplements worked really well but, in the interests of being completely transparent, I did combine them with Pilates, cutting out sugar, and reducing inflammatory foods. Or, as a nice lady doctor would recommend, put on some red lipstick, get yourself a reverse rats tail, and do your best Anne Hathaway/Fantine impression
It gained sentience and crawled out of the drawer full of cocks, when it saw what she was eating
12-Year-Old Vegan Chef Lands Cooking Show On Major Children's TV Channel
'I don’t want animals to die or be eaten so I teach people my age to be vegan'
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a newbie getting a cookery show, she will spontaneously combust 
give just five pounds a month to help this poor urchin to pay rent on her large bungalow by the sea.
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Why, are they into water sports?Nah just more hinting that the housemate is Louisa and they used to be a FAMILY before SHE LEFT *sob* but couldn't they be that again and what JAPES could the two of them get up to with that carafe
She is starting to remind me of Compo from Last of the Summer Wine. She is always out for compensation (money, gifted stuff) and her nails are grubby af.
And she also states how it needs to stand up to being in her kitchen, so wouldn’t this one be better, cos it wouldn’t be as susceptible to grease marks, etc, that the wooden one would be?
Knowing how much Jack loves a portmanteau - I think @Mycuppatea has described what the contents of her drawer are known as when at rest?
She does that typical frivolous and middle class thing of coming up with elaborate reasons that justify the purchasing of pointless possessions that look good and that 'say something about her as a person', a houseful of them, just to sit there as an ornament and a party-anecdote whilst she uses her bleeping phone as a calculator like everyone else. Good for her, like, but it's all bollocks at the end of the day. She's an advertising firm's target audience...
I always love it when the Frauen call him Krish mate.
I've been following Omari's work for a while. He is a proper little star and making bigger waves than Jackie.let’s hope mackie doesn’t see this!12-Year-Old Vegan Chef Lands Cooking Show On Major Children's TV Channel
'I don’t want animals to die or be eaten so I teach people my age to be vegan'
@Geetbo - our Jackie is getting right up your niche, mate.
I just saw this, and it reminded me of our Jackie making a fuss about losing her meds. This could genuinely happen to anyone, but once you spot the pattern of narcissism, you see how they all dip into the same playbook.
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