Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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I wish I could show you all the journey of facial expressions I've gone on through the last couple of pages, but alas 
First time poster, longtime lurker popping up to say hello and tell you all I’m here because I spent last Tuesday in A&E because I thought catching a falling glass was a top idea! I have been BURSTING to tell everyone because it’s so interesting but didn’t want to upstage anyone’s splinters over on Twitter.
This reminds me so much of Mrs Cropley’s cooking in the Vicar of Dibley. Thanks all of you for making me hoot so much!
She is literally going to be on the highest dose of statins for cholesterol before she is 40. She will of course blame poverty but the Dr should say nah mate I saw your twitter and you ate far too much processed shite mixed with trans fats. Get in the bin.
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For someone who had to go through the ordeal of court for a libel case, she doesn’t half go Billy big bollocks doesn’t she?
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No not useful
No-one else in the universe has Autism and ADHD like Jack.
Despite being medicated for ADHD she still finds it impossible to function.
Please, please, give just five pounds a month to help this poor urchin to pay rent on her large bungalow by the sea.
£10 will go towards an Ocado top up food delivery.
£25 will enable this impoverished soul to put a deposit down on a new hammock after the last one rotted away due to being left outside in winter.
Please dig deep this winter, and give what you can.
Despite being medicated for ADHD she still finds it impossible to function.
Please, please, give just five pounds a month to help this poor urchin to pay rent on her large bungalow by the sea.
£10 will go towards an Ocado top up food delivery.
£25 will enable this impoverished soul to put a deposit down on a new hammock after the last one rotted away due to being left outside in winter.
Please dig deep this winter, and give what you can.
'so will be a bit quiet on here today.'
Forty-eight tweets before 5 p.m.
Forty-eight tweets before 5 p.m.
Has she deleted the tweet that says that her housemate bought it from TK Maxx ages ago, or am I just missing it? I was just thinking that that tweet kind of didn't make sense to me. The original tweet (in my opinion) made it sound like the vase/carafe was new, since she specified that her housemate bought it, who hasn't been there that long. So if she's had it for ages, why specify that her housemate bought it?
It's still there as a mention to someone.
Why is it bleak to include hot water bottles? I know many people that use hot water bottles who have central heating and could well afford electric blankets but chose to use hot water bottles. I know that those who will receive these parcels will not have that choice, but it is a very effective way of making sure someone is warm.
Same. BabesI love the subliminal positioning of PATREON in big letters.
Also, can someone triangulate the calculator for me, I actually think it looks pretty cool
Just another day in the maverick mind of Jack Monroe. Nothing makes any sense (she's lying)
Because everything was always bought by not-Jack ages ago. Or found in a muddy puddle. She’s doesn’t spend money, she’s poor, and we need reminding 48 times a day.
I love a hot water bottle, they're a good way to keep warm.
Is tin can cook not selling? Hence the gifting of them to some unfortunates
Exactly I use a hot water bottle as it helps during my time of the month, owning a hot water bottle doesn’t make you Oliver Twist.
Used to hold socks and pants but now they hold coloured pencils - sometimes 5 or 6 of the same colour - for all that work I do
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She is SHAMELESS
Surely they won’t put those in for people “here take this and turn all this produce you so desperately need and make it inedible”
Who is this mysterious new Client? What could she possible offer and to whom?
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