apparently it's deep fried rice paper, it bubbles Iike prawn crackers,
apparently it's deep fried rice paper, it bubbles Iike prawn crackers,
No skipping ahead, cheeky, no spoilers for you. You have such sights ahead...Morning. It is November 4th and Jack is the Southend correspondent for the US election.
Um, just a question for those of you living in the future...Is Louisa back?
Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautifulIf @Jack_M said it, then so can I, dammit! What Jack says goes!View attachment 311181
It’s been about for way before Jack invented veganism so probably yesapparently it's deep fried rice paper, it bubbles Iike prawn crackers,
It's in truly appalling taste. I had to do an advanced directive back in March and loads of people have asked me about DNRs in the last couple of months. It's not actually funny to think about your own potentially imminent death.Dearest Frauen,
You know what’s really made me howl with rage? Her making light about making a will at this point in time DURING A PANDEMIC (which she seems not to be taking particularly seriously, flouncing and scampering to the shops for all manner of ephemera).
It made me think about frontline workers, many of whom have been young with children, who have had to ACTUALLY make wills and face that they may die doing their jobs. Just seems in really bad taste? I know she’s #actuallyautistic but read the ducking room.
It really was the most marvellous day, wasn't it?! I can remember what I was wearing, what I was working on. It was truly glorious.Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
unless bb is sharing her bed and Jack is trying to deflect the talk about bb being a fuck buddy.Omg I'm absolutely criiiiiiiinging for her. I believe her now that Louisa moved in as a friend, but Jack obviously thought it'd be like shooting pixies on a sideboard to get her back into bed. The reminders of their first pasta-scented shag, the endless hooting with their shared *brilliant* humour (don't we get on soooooo well??), the shuffling around outside her room and "accidentally" bashing your leg for sympathy and attention - pwease kiss it better wahhhhhh
Rammed to the rafters but reclining elegantly would be a great thread title!This is what I see in my head when I imagine her scuttling (I didn't add the crown, that's part of the costume. Also that's not one of her pop tarts, it's an iPhone)
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Why would you put condensed milk in a doughnut dough? That'll make it hella dense and sweet AF and that's before the mincemeat even joins the party. It's almost as if she doesn't know what she's doing. Was the condensed milk part of her £20 shop or was it reclining elegantly in her rammed-to-the-rafters store cupboards? I suppose it could have been either a puddle or buddle gift.
I loved it when you were like - ‘it’s not really her, guys.’ Then you said, ‘Not going to lie, I’m surprised it’s you’Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
Ah, I remember the day fondly. I actually did go for a piss and a sandwich after that post, only to come back and find she hadn't gone anywhere, but was still mithering on about something or other. She also never answered my questions about her triangulation and minimum wage claims.If @Jack_M said it, then so can I, dammit! What Jack says goes!View attachment 311181
Well, I woke up and half asleep checked Tattle and smiled bc I thought that a Frau had written a Jack style fictional dialogue but then realised it was not fiction but then again came to the conclusion that it was STILL fiction.
#classiclennyI loved it when you were like - ‘it’s not really her, guys.’ Then you said, ‘Not going to lie, I’m surprised it’s you’
And Blurst just kept telling her to go away
Actually, people pay Jack for the honour of testing her food (it's a Patreon tier). Perhaps Jack deducts it from Caroline's wages.SHE TESTS THE FOOD!
She must get paid ALOT.
https://giphy.com/eDO5QLb6PB89GShe also never answered my questions about her triangulation and minimum wage claims.
SameIt really was the most marvellous day, wasn't it?! I can remember what I was wearing, what I was working on. It was truly glorious.
Babe, same. It was a wonderful afternoon.Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
..... the shuffling around outside her room and "accidentally" bashing your leg for sympathy and attention - pwease kiss it better wahhhhhh
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