I wouldnāt be surprised if BB is living there at weekends officially now but still in London for work during the week. Probably did the original tweet in case anyone caught her there during lockdown so they could say they are in a bubble. She probably does long hours with her JOB, so it makes sense for her to be in London during the week..Makes sense given that there's been no mention of her daily cookery lesson..and Jack's been up through the night Twittering the past two nights. And now tagging the ex again
I'm such a gossiping ninny
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Literally every recipe that I've cared to look at so far serves 4+. How she can say most of her recipes serve 2 is beyond me. Flicking through my copy of TCC most recipes say they serve 4 ranging through to 10 with a handful of serves 2's , and they usually say 2-4 lol
Cringe so bad for her, she's so desperate, always tagging blue tickers who never reply, they just "like" her tweet.
Little head pat for Jack. Now go away back to your egg and sprout monstrosity.
Little head pat for Jack. Now go away back to your egg and sprout monstrosity.
Have to say if it was a choice between that and the "sandwich spread" I'd take my chances with the yellow sticker.
Thank god she (claimed) to be on some Government committee that made sure kids weren't being fed shite in their packed lunches..
It's good that she's finding shopping for food less stressful.
It was actually awful how everyone on twitter ganged up on and her and FORCED her to do the Ā£20 shops.
Do you reckon you can make soap from eggs
I think food hygiene should be top of the list she regularly freezes, reheats etc, feeds uncooked flour, and we wonāt mention the hand washing, food on floor, polluted cutlery drawer, the rusty knives, she does not have a clue what the words mean.Instead she's going to reheat it in a slow cooker casserole, then freeze it to be reheated again another day. To keep "safe on the dates". Not it seems, safe on basic food hygiene
Also - #EPHEMERA
Absolutely. With lard
the slop thickens.
Just the sheer piss-taking arrogance of twats that do this. āEveryone else is so, so wrong and I, of course, know exactly whatās right but I choose not to get involved because itās easier to sit on the fence pretending I know the answers when in reality it all goes right over my head because Iām a self-involved simpletonā.
I ranked the most common Jack personalities from worst to best.
GRIFTER JACK: The worst Jack, bar none. TBH it's hard to say anything funny about a rich person conning the poor. Habitat: knee-deep in the Asda bargain bin.
VICTIM JACK: Life is hard when you're a non-binary autistic alcoholic ouchy-mouthed arthritic tattooed vegan lesbian single mother 2nd generation immigrant with ADHD currently lying halfway under a train. Habitat: on top of any passing bandwagon.
PILE-ON JACK: #BeKind, you cunts. Habitat: the reading room of the British Library, vandalising David Walliams books.
ACTIVIST JACK: Changing the world, one dinosaur nap at a time. Not as actively harmful as Pile-On Jack, but three times as smug. Habitat: an undisclosed location in Whitehall, surrounded by political prisoners.
MANIC JACK: She's a singer! She's a Scot! She's a Trekkie! She loves dogs, wacky sandwich shapes, advent calendars and James Bond. And somehow, despite having more intense passions than a Jilly Cooper hero, she is still boring as duck. Habitat: on the piano at the Groucho.
tit COOK JACK: The most harmlessly amusing Jack (unless you are her dinner guest, in which case call 111). Her experimental anchovy and pomegranate salad with American cheese slice sauce will leave you feeling like someone's been stroking your wrist. Habitat: inside a blender, on a sideboard.
FLOUNCING OFF TWITTER JACK: Silent Jack is the best Jack. Habitat: on a sofa, napping like a dinosaur. Or should that be a mink?
GRIFTER JACK: The worst Jack, bar none. TBH it's hard to say anything funny about a rich person conning the poor. Habitat: knee-deep in the Asda bargain bin.
VICTIM JACK: Life is hard when you're a non-binary autistic alcoholic ouchy-mouthed arthritic tattooed vegan lesbian single mother 2nd generation immigrant with ADHD currently lying halfway under a train. Habitat: on top of any passing bandwagon.
PILE-ON JACK: #BeKind, you cunts. Habitat: the reading room of the British Library, vandalising David Walliams books.
ACTIVIST JACK: Changing the world, one dinosaur nap at a time. Not as actively harmful as Pile-On Jack, but three times as smug. Habitat: an undisclosed location in Whitehall, surrounded by political prisoners.
MANIC JACK: She's a singer! She's a Scot! She's a Trekkie! She loves dogs, wacky sandwich shapes, advent calendars and James Bond. And somehow, despite having more intense passions than a Jilly Cooper hero, she is still boring as duck. Habitat: on the piano at the Groucho.
tit COOK JACK: The most harmlessly amusing Jack (unless you are her dinner guest, in which case call 111). Her experimental anchovy and pomegranate salad with American cheese slice sauce will leave you feeling like someone's been stroking your wrist. Habitat: inside a blender, on a sideboard.
FLOUNCING OFF TWITTER JACK: Silent Jack is the best Jack. Habitat: on a sofa, napping like a dinosaur. Or should that be a mink?
The difference is that I like Max Headroom. Tons more personality than Jack
Outstanding work! Hahaha!
That is a tiny portion for her main meal of the day. I have no idea of the calorie content, but I doubt it would be enough for someone who is as active as our Jack (tongue firmly in cheek). Is it served in an ashtray?
I am on a 7 page IncyGunk, nott sure if this has already been said.
honestly, she needed to be down my local Morrison's this evening. there were about 50 boxes of eggs yellow-stickered. it was jack heaven! 
we got some (there's still a week to go on the date). shall I be looking at her "recipes" for inspiration? SHAN'T. we will have nice eggs.
we got some (there's still a week to go on the date). shall I be looking at her "recipes" for inspiration? SHAN'T. we will have nice eggs.
Kirsty Strickland has retweeted Marina O'Loughlin expressing her disgust for the use of "doggos"etc. Looks like another blue ticker sticking the boot in!
with all them eggs, why doesn't she just make a good old fashioned tasty egg mayo sandwhich. With the hellmans gifted to her. Why all the fancy shmancy tit all the time.
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