Scamigiana! Mama Mia!That is a scam parmigiana! Those are spaghetti (or bucatini?) with tomato sauce and cheese.
Scamigiana! Mama Mia!That is a scam parmigiana! Those are spaghetti (or bucatini?) with tomato sauce and cheese.
She probably classes staying in the hospital whilst giving birth somewhere she has "lived" with SB and any time she's stayed over at her mum and dad's...This has started me thinking (against my better judgement) about the Official Jack Timeline and the oft-repeated number of alleged house moves.
The above article (dated January 2014) states she and SB had moved 5 times since SHE LEFT the fire service. Whenever someone in the present day suggests moving (in response to her wailing about her rent) she snaps back that they've already moved 18 times and won't be doing so again (the actual figure may be higher; in January 2018 she told the BBC the official number was 17, and the crappy bungalow makes 18).
So if we're to take this as fact (I'm sure I've just lost most of you, but stay with me), Jack and SB have apparently moved at least 13 times in 6 years. Is this normal for someone who was financially comfortable (by 2014 she'd signed her book deal and was well into her media career) and had a young child in tow? And if they've already moved so many times, would one more (to downsize and save on rent) really make much difference?
NOTHING about her adds up.
Is it just me or this is clearly not a bleeping parmigiana at all?
What she's made is much closer to pasta alla norma, basically a tomato and aubergine sauce. Wonder why she called it parmigiana? Another case of 'that word doesn't mean what you think it does Jack'?I wouldn't even mind if she called it parmigiana pasta, if she, you know, included some cheese! I wouldn't even care if it wasn't Parmesan cheese! But this is just aubergine pasta sauce.
Fcuk's sake she had me going there I'm not going to lie! I genuinely thought she might have reconsidered mince pie doughnuts but I guess I just don't have as sophisticated a sense of humour as she does!
That dough looks dry AF.
Dry as duck and over cooked.
has she duck eaten four of em. Also clearly just ripped it apart then spooned the filling in
Why has she got to scamper and scuttle everywhere? Does not help my nightmarish imagery of her
Yeah as @colouredlines says it seems to only really matter when other people (THAT MAN) appropriates from other cultures, when ol' marginalised white middle class Jack does it, it's just her weird little maverick brain experimenting or something. A totally different thing!What she's made is much closer to pasta alla norma, basically a tomato and aubergine sauce. Wonder why she called it parmigiana? Another case of 'that word doesn't mean what you think it does Jack'?