What does "smol" even mean?
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This has absolutely and without question made my evening. My favourite is Manic Jack.I ranked the most common Jack personalities from worst to best.
GRIFTER JACK: The worst Jack, bar none. TBH it's hard to say anything funny about a rich person conning the poor. Habitat: knee-deep in the Asda bargain bin.
VICTIM JACK: Life is hard when you're a non-binary autistic alcoholic ouchy-mouthed arthritic tattooed vegan lesbian single mother 2nd generation immigrant with ADHD currently lying halfway under a train. Habitat: on top of any passing bandwagon.
PILE-ON JACK: #BeKind, you cunts. Habitat: the reading room of the British Library, vandalising David Walliams books.
ACTIVIST JACK: Changing the world, one dinosaur nap at a time. Not as actively harmful as Pile-On Jack, but three times as smug. Habitat: an undisclosed location in Whitehall, surrounded by political prisoners.
MANIC JACK: She's a singer! She's a Scot! She's a Trekkie! She loves dogs, wacky sandwich shapes, advent calendars and James Bond. And somehow, despite having more intense passions than a Jilly Cooper hero, she is still boring as duck. Habitat: on the piano at the Groucho.
tit COOK JACK: The most harmlessly amusing Jack (unless you are her dinner guest, in which case call 111). Her experimental anchovy and pomegranate salad with American cheese slice sauce will leave you feeling like someone's been stroking your wrist. Habitat: inside a blender, on a sideboard.
FLOUNCING OFF TWITTER JACK: Silent Jack is the best Jack. Habitat: on a sofa, napping like a dinosaur. Or should that be a mink?
Posh Jack! Rigby and Peller bras, London dinner parties, eau de Nil, Groucho Club membership, six radios, flower deliveries, John Lewis hammockI ranked the most common Jack personalities from worst to best.
GRIFTER JACK: The worst Jack, bar none. TBH it's hard to say anything funny about a rich person conning the poor. Habitat: knee-deep in the Asda bargain bin.
VICTIM JACK: Life is hard when you're a non-binary autistic alcoholic ouchy-mouthed arthritic tattooed vegan lesbian single mother 2nd generation immigrant with ADHD currently lying halfway under a train. Habitat: on top of any passing bandwagon.
PILE-ON JACK: #BeKind, you cunts. Habitat: the reading room of the British Library, vandalising David Walliams books.
ACTIVIST JACK: Changing the world, one dinosaur nap at a time. Not as actively harmful as Pile-On Jack, but three times as smug. Habitat: an undisclosed location in Whitehall, surrounded by political prisoners.
MANIC JACK: She's a singer! She's a Scot! She's a Trekkie! She loves dogs, wacky sandwich shapes, advent calendars and James Bond. And somehow, despite having more intense passions than a Jilly Cooper hero, she is still boring as duck. Habitat: on the piano at the Groucho.
tit COOK JACK: The most harmlessly amusing Jack (unless you are her dinner guest, in which case call 111). Her experimental anchovy and pomegranate salad with American cheese slice sauce will leave you feeling like someone's been stroking your wrist. Habitat: inside a blender, on a sideboard.
FLOUNCING OFF TWITTER JACK: Silent Jack is the best Jack. Habitat: on a sofa, napping like a dinosaur. Or should that be a mink?
The JACK ATTACK!We forgot shouting at Jude Law Jack
Dear heart, she's in the cutting phase of her pescetarian bodybuilding OBVIOUSLY. (For anybody not familiar with bodybuilding, bodybuilders are normally in either a bulk or a cut phase - during the bulk they are in a calorie surplus to build as much muscle as possible when they train, during the cut they are in a calorie deficit to shave off body fat while retaining as much lean mass as possible)That is a tiny portion for her main meal of the day. I have no idea of the calorie content, but I doubt it would be enough for someone who is as active as our Jack (tongue firmly in cheek).
A friend has a murder muffin (mad kitten).So did I! I admit to smol (cat related), danger noodle and longboi. But never holibobs. Never ever.
I don't believe she eats it at all, any of it. That duck egg would've been stone cold by the time she finished farting around taking pics of it. Cold runny duck egg and pomegranate, blerghDear heart, she's in the cutting phase of her pescetarian bodybuilding OBVIOUSLY. (For anybody not familiar with bodybuilding, bodybuilders are normally in either a bulk or a cut phase - during the bulk they are in a calorie surplus to build as much muscle as possible when they train, during the cut they are in a calorie deficit to shave off body fat while retaining as much lean mass as possible)
I don't know if she genuinely eats such small portions but that seems dangerously small to me. Or maybe she thinks tiny portions makes it fancy, like when you spend £15 on a thimbleful of nettle and goat's tears soup for a starter at a Michelin-starred restaurant.
I had too look up nearly every second word...When Jacko first used 'fam', I thought it meant 'famine'... but a FOREIGNER like me is excused.So did I! I admit to smol (cat related), danger noodle and longboi. But never holibobs. Never ever.
Bubble Buddy is now in a work bubble with Krish-Mate chatting about how she's made a terrible mistake, the food is horrific and she's like a Labrador with money. Whatever you give her just isn't enough.Where is bubble buddy? She was manically tweeting about her and now crickets
"Holibobs, Oh, they're the Sugar-tits you take on holiday!"I had too look up nearly every second word...When Jacko first used 'fam', I thought it meant 'famine'... but a FOREIGNER like me is excused.
'Holibobs' had me screaming. I am so glad nobody ever said that to me in real life, I could have not surpressed my laughter. Sounds like a hybrid of children's sweets and boobs.
Remember when she was the biggest fan of Patsy Kline famous for singing Rose GardenWhat about Fangirl Jack. Last seen when Taylor Swift dropped her new album and was trending on Twitter. Jack having never previously mentioned her before - or since - was the world's number 1 Swifty for a day or two
Yes absolutely squiggle. Blend them to a soft soft soft pillowy slop with some ~fullfatmilk~ and then throw them in a curry x