Thing is she still shops with them. The cat mask, the fish thing. She’s projecting virtue on to her followers but still using them to get silly distraction things in less than 24 hours.
Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be
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Add rooting Amazon out of her website to the list please @kachoochoo
ETA squiggle has used the word “pernicious” in a reply. Bets please on how quickly she uses it in a tweet later today.
done and done. i'm only at work, it's not like i've got anything better to do than keep record of a stranger's to do list
. was gonna put a heart in this reply, but she's used 5 of them in the last 4 tweets. 
What Jack era are we in now?
Commence ego inflation.
*puts Professor hat on*
In this era we see traditional shades of what some may call ‘Saint Jack’, some scholars are divided on whether this also encompasses echoes of ‘Eco Jack’, however the two have often been argued to co-exist.
Time will tell if ‘Persecuted Jack’ will appear when the promises go unfulfilled.
Eco warrior ethical shopper Jack
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) but look at what Kirsty Strickland has just tweeted:
) but look at what Kirsty Strickland has just tweeted:She did that a week ago but then went back to writing it as one word.That’s some personal growth, separation of thank and you. Way to go Jack!
Seriously, she spends all day on Tattle and still writes it as two words
Jack, it's THANK YOU. Thank and you. Thank you. JFC.
Or maybe stop having affiliate links at all....
I was meant to make it yesterday I scampered around the kitchen but we had run out of jam, I fell to the floor crying. Alas I needed to do a shop today and hunted out the cheapest of cheap jam 26p this was my first mistake. It tastes rank.
I made it to the recipe but used a saucepan as I don’t have a microwave. It’s seems a lot of faff so I did the jam batch the. Spread it out on a tray followed by the pb batch on the same tray.
The recipe says 15–20 mins I gave up after 42 mins and took it out the oven. I panicked as I had no pallet knife so used a spoon.
Overall review
Ease 3/10 too much to wash up
Taste 1/10 cheap jam is rank just tasted of chemicals
Overall 2/10 would not make again
Now to add dried fruit and other bits to try and redeem it.
it was not the worst granola I have ever made but.... I was an ‘oil free’ vegan who used to make granola using apple juice so the bar is not very high.
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Her Instagram bio! Does that 20 pounds include the 15 pound a kg cheese one of the three bought from Waitrose the other day.
Oh and who would pay 18.99 for her 120 recipes book on Bookseller when it's approx a fiver elsewhere?!
Oh and who would pay 18.99 for her 120 recipes book on Bookseller when it's approx a fiver elsewhere?!
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except the only cause close to her heart is more money for Jack.
Is Amazon prime budgeted into her £20 a week shop or is that one of her very frugal bills which sits alongside the 95% on rent etc etc
So ditching Amazon is going to be "a massive, massive job that will take several months of hard work"? Talk about exaggerate
. Goes on like she's building a village or something.
£20 a week for three people!*
*Herb garden, fruit trees, bubble buddy treats and full larder only included if you're not in real poverty
*Herb garden, fruit trees, bubble buddy treats and full larder only included if you're not in real poverty
This is a great article. Really interesting, thanks!Off topic (
Wright says that the signs of a scam are genuinely unique to each case, but there are some general tells. When someone is blogging about a legitimate illness, she notes — even in the most extreme cases — there are days of tedium: lying on the couch binge-watching Netflix or sitting on the porch, a weary face turned to the sun. “Constant drama is a big red flag,” she says. “[In legitimate illnesses,] every day is not this big dramatic roller coaster, where you have a bone marrow transplant one day and the next day your cousin dies in a car crash and the next day the dog runs away and the house burns down. With the scammers, every day is sweeps week.”
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Bingo!! The follow up messages leave no doubt where this is going.
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What are the chances that she also removes 'bestseller' from her bio, too, seeing as it's on Amazon and Amazon alone that she there is found such obscure bestseller sub-categories that make such a ridiculous claim possible.
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