It's so pathetic. She has a fully functional, large kitchen. Food vloggers around the world manage to put excellent content out there with much less. One of my favourites, sweet potato soul) used to shoot videos in her shoe box sized NYC apartment. Not a camping cooker in sight.
Why is she even using the camping cooker in the kitchen when she has an actual oven/cooker? I thought the camping stove set up was for the shed theatrics? Why make it harder for yourself? If your oven is crap get a new one out of the Ā£2k a month minimum from patreon. Or tell your landlord itās not working. Or do something other than use a camping stove
And they're equally desperate not to have her back
Omg this must taste of nothing! No garlic or onions, ONE tablespoon of Caribbean seasoning between four. I canāt get my head around how this could ever taste good? Nothing in that dish is giving any flavour input. Donāt get me started on the gaunt photo with the unironed shirt and comedy plaster.
I have a new theory : her chronically oversized adenoids (as evidenced by the unbearable timbre of her voice) affect her tastebuds so she's used to not being able to taste anything anyway. Flavour is a foreign concept to her.
No onions, no garlic and no fresh thyme - caribbean cuisine is big on thyme. Maggi seasoning. Onion powder. Celery salt. And fresh scotch bonnet.
And she shops āmindfullyā??
So if she is going to be tackling beetroot, why not cover said bandage! Or wear a glove? Ninny
Surely not Jack "you haven't factored in the cost of the fork" Monroe doing the costing for the Caribbean seasoning based on buying three tubs?
i will never understand the point of this (I mean I do, itās attention seeking obviously) but you are supposedly a food writer. You donāt need to conquer your fears about public singing. Go do bleeping karaoke if you are. Is Nigella posting about hers. Will she show herself handgliding as she needs to share and get over her fear. No. She will do tweets with purpose which fit in with her brand not any random tit.
Hmmm perchance you are overlooking the 2 tablespoons of tomato ketchup <chef's kiss>
What I don't understand is why she seems to think she needs a brand new kitchen setup for each new project. We had the shed for the Lingreenie, the dining room for the Hellmann's insta lives, the other side of her kitchen for Comic Kitchen, and now this. It's the same with the food photography - she's done that in just about every room in the house and most recently has changed from the 'studio' she set up in her bay window and used about twice, to the porch floor, to under the stairs. And she seems to spend more time organising/ tweeting about each space than she actually uses them. Changing the location of things isn't going to suddenly make your cooking look better, Jack!Why is she even using the camping cooker in the kitchen when she has an actual oven/cooker? I thought the camping stove set up was for the shed theatrics? Why make it harder for yourself? If your oven is crap get a new one out of the Ā£2k a month minimum from patreon. Or tell your landlord itās not working. Or do something other than use a camping stove
