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Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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What a ride!! Not sure whether to laugh or cringe at her constant use of 'Showbiz parlance' Gig - Shoot - It's a wrap ... she's so desperate for the limelight.
Plus, the image below is causing me some serious aesthetic disorder symptoms. The ill-matched mix of kitchen cabinet knobs in such close proximity, the nonsensical use of the table extensions that she plans to prepare food upon, the humming array of dirty cloths and utensil hanging above the preparation area, the hanger that leaves the door permanently ajar, the pointless socket placement, the random paraphernalia on the shelves above ..... breathe .....
Plus, the image below is causing me some serious aesthetic disorder symptoms. The ill-matched mix of kitchen cabinet knobs in such close proximity, the nonsensical use of the table extensions that she plans to prepare food upon, the humming array of dirty cloths and utensil hanging above the preparation area, the hanger that leaves the door permanently ajar, the pointless socket placement, the random paraphernalia on the shelves above ..... breathe .....
I wonder why she took sober out of her bio. Is she drinking again or now thinks that she doesn’t have a drinking problem? That does look like a bottle of wine in one of the photos.
Plus 3 soap dispensers and her hands are still akin to James Herriot's after he’s pulled a calf out of a cows a!
I’m not surprised with the awful slop she makes, she probably has a mountainous stockpile of toilet rollsEven better with a...
She’s probably lined up as a surprise drop-in, later on in the series. Very hush hush. Lots of behind-the-scenes activity, y’know.
Time for a repeat of one of your faves
Two questions
1. Wtf is a puppy brain? And 2. Why is she channelling Elvis?
I might be wrong here, but that could be a Beko condensing tumble dryer on the right. Mine's the same but has a white door rather than a glass one.
I could be wrong though, it might just be a washing machine. But a tumble dryer would explain why her kitchen is so unfeasibly warm...
I noticed that Waitrose had a special offer in packs of asparagus tips- 3 for the price of 2. Perhaps that is where L purchased the asparagus from.
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SHE RENTS! STOP CRITICISING HER KNOBS.
I strongly suspect that "puppybrain" is intented to convey the image of a cute little mini doggo scampering around in Jack's head chasing butterflies and generally being an adorable ditz. This is a mask for her tips seeking shark brain that parts so many squiggles from their Universal Credit.
Yeah I think L is back to babysit so she doesn't get the blame for Jack not eating and also 'relapsing' again. Something weird going on, Jack's been stroppier than ever lately and the Twitter content has been nothing less than nuts.
I wail like a banshee
It's not even that I'm particularly bad with pain, I just find it pain relieving to get it out there and make a good old racket 
There's no medals in childbirth unfortunately, silent or not, Jack - you ain't special hun.
Different day, different hat to wear I guess. Does a bio have a character limit? Perhaps TV cook status took priority over sobriety today, Guardian gig and all that.
I watched alan partridge last night and it was marvellous. jack is as about as military around the edges as alan partrige is.
I wonder how sonia, i mean louisa in getting on in 'the bungalow'.
I wonder how sonia, i mean louisa in getting on in 'the bungalow'.
There actually are in Russia, tho can't see Vlad giving one to Jack for her paltry effort at populating the Motherland ready for world domination
Eating her cooking could be one of the live challenges. I would rather take my chances with the maggots and tartantulas.Time for a repeat of one of your faves
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