There is no way this woman laboured in silence for 30 hours.
hand washing between cooking stuff. You know if she's using meat or coughs or..... My god! Where the fook is food standards?I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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Can we just take a moment to really stop and look at the state of her insta grid right now. If you scrolled past this would you think it's the page of a person who writes recipes for a living?
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Again, is this a reCAPTCHA security feature?Can we just take a moment to really stop and look at the state of her insta grid right now. If you scrolled past this would you think it's the page of a person who writes recipes for a living?
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The only thing remotely edible amongst that lot is the pizza. Hardly difficult considering it is a bought pizza base, tinned tomatoes, fancy cheese and imported asparagus (bought by Bubble Butt roommate).Can we just take a moment to really stop and look at the state of her insta grid right now. If you scrolled past this would you think it's the page of a person who writes recipes for a living?
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Chickenpox? Measles? I don't think she's suffered with either of these afflictions.... YET.I think you know the answer to that, don't you?
Dear heart, you well know that she found that scarf in a muddy puddle.I appreciate that clothing is the lowest of priorities for families but if you’ve got £350 for a scarf you don’t need to be buying a mesh PLT dress to wear once to a virtual awards ceremony do you
To counteract all the eggs being consumed?Look like a bottle of Lactulose...
DeckedOh she must have decided to stop taking a break from TV, will be nice to see her back on our screens soon. Perhaps she’s back on This Morning
I’d been wishing for this gif since ‘do you drive’ gate
This one has finally got me, I am sat on my own and could not stop myself laughing (why should I?) I think it's the crepey kneck with the facetuned face, the tongue, the fork, the hair, the look to the camera.....I just love it all.
It’s the wink that polished me offThis one has finally got me, I am sat on my own and could not stop myself laughing (why should I?) I think it's the crepey kneck with the facetuned face, the tongue, the fork, the hair, the look to the camera.....I just love it all.
I struggle to believe she's ever been silent for as much as 30 seconds. The bubble hostage should try putting a cloth over her like you do with a budgie to trick them into going to sleep.There is no way this woman laboured in silence for 30 hours.
My Grandfather, God rest him, would have looked at all of those and made some sort of reference to 'The Backdoor Trots' a term which always made me laugh.Can we just take a moment to really stop and look at the state of her insta grid right now. If you scrolled past this would you think it's the page of a person who writes recipes for a living?
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You lot have creased me this morning. So good for a cheer up in these dark times. Love you all.I struggle to believe she's ever been silent for as much as 30 seconds. The bubble hostage should try putting a cloth over her like you do with a budgie to trick them into going to sleep.
Even better with a...This one has finally got me, I am sat on my own and could not stop myself laughing (why should I?) I think it's the crepey kneck with the facetuned face, the tongue, the fork, the hair, the look to the camera.....I just love it all.
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