Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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Infected finger, my arse! Very surprised she hasn’t cracked open the eyeshadow palette again as we all know how ouchy injuries sparkle!
 
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Of course she has a blue chef's plaster...

And that grin. Eye popping. Teeth baring.
 
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Ok, my maverick brain has come up with a few new theories. I think BB may actually be trying to help her get better in front of the camera. Jack ‘teaching’ her to cook is just a way for her to practice talking and cooking at the same time with less chaos. Maybe even prep for today. Well done Jack if it is, practice makes perfect!! I think today’s Guardian thing could be a trial to see if they take her on for regular cooking video content (maybe with a Lockdown Larder theme) or maybe even for the Masterclasses they run.
Masterclass. LOL.
 
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Louisa wasn't working yesterday and was only out for two small bike rides (make your Strava private Louisa). She was around to witness all that utter madness, sulking on the couch all day with a hurty finger. That's no way to win her back for good, is it?
 
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Part of the problem is that if you’re so absorbed in your own world that you think all ingredients are interchangeable and mince has different percentage of fat because ‘it just does’ and you shop for the same things at Asda once a week leaving Ocado out of this then you won’t be very seasonally aware.
This is one of her main issues, she is so self absorbed and egotistical. She hasn't developed her knowledge or expertise since she started. Her food/nutrition knowledge and basic skills are completely lacking. You are not Nigella just because you're untrained or else all the rest of us who are untrained are Nigella too.
 
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How many times a day does Hootsuite spew out an old slop recipe? Her utter shitness at social media is offensive FFS.

Someone put this on Twitter btw. Again, I think these anon accounts often do more harm than good. Let's see what the squigs think.

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I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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oh wow, an exclusive sneak peek at where the seminal 'Jack's Comic Kitchen' was recorded. i hope she will do a Q&A about the experience of filming it and her artistic process.
 
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I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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That's no way to treat the very expensive dining table. She looks after nothing and values nothing. Sling the extender leaves of the table onto the kitchen surface, they are made of wood and will get damaged using them to prepare food on. Easy come easy go, get the patreons to fund a new one.
 
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She's got that dark patch at the side of her eyes again, from 'shopping out the wrinkles.

Also potato nails again. All ready for a cooking demo. 🤢
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She’s actually dangerous as well as thick. Your eyes are supposed to crease when you do a massive toothy grin, you twit. That’s just the way faces work! Having eye creases when you beam doesn’t make you look old, it makes you look normal. Even my two year old has them, for duck sake

I expect the vast majority of her following are around her age or older, so at least she’s not projecting this tit onto young impressionable people. Still crappy of her to contribute to it - I’m 26 and fairly clued up but still have moments of disgust when I notice my body moves and creases. This tit runs deep and someone with a supposed eating disorder (history) should know better than to contribute to it
 
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