She looks like a brachiosaurus. Absolutely bizarre follicular choice. Bet she regrets shaving her beautiful hair off for attention.
She looks like a brachiosaurus. Absolutely bizarre follicular choice. Bet she regrets shaving her beautiful hair off for attention.
His dad manages a Gregg's!Ahh, totally forgot she's transcended the 9-5 the rest of us mere mortals are forced to endure... the lazy bastard.
Does SB take himself to school then?
I hope he goes past a Greggs on the way.
She looks like a haunted coat hanger. So gaunt. Editing I assume ?
Why has that on switch never flicked before?
Masterclass. LOL.Ok, my maverick brain has come up with a few new theories. I think BB may actually be trying to help her get better in front of the camera. Jack ‘teaching’ her to cook is just a way for her to practice talking and cooking at the same time with less chaos. Maybe even prep for today. Well done Jack if it is, practice makes perfect!! I think today’s Guardian thing could be a trial to see if they take her on for regular cooking video content (maybe with a Lockdown Larder theme) or maybe even for the Masterclasses they run.
This is one of her main issues, she is so self absorbed and egotistical. She hasn't developed her knowledge or expertise since she started. Her food/nutrition knowledge and basic skills are completely lacking. You are not Nigella just because you're untrained or else all the rest of us who are untrained are Nigella too.Part of the problem is that if you’re so absorbed in your own world that you think all ingredients are interchangeable and mince has different percentage of fat because ‘it just does’ and you shop for the same things at Asda once a weekleaving Ocado out of thisthen you won’t be very seasonally aware.
And all the printing she's doing of these pages! Which in its self must have wiped out a rain forest or two.
oh wow, an exclusive sneak peek at where the seminal 'Jack's Comic Kitchen' was recorded. i hope she will do a Q&A about the experience of filming it and her artistic process.I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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Does the Guardian think she is Veganish?. Cos she isn't.
That's no way to treat the very expensive dining table. She looks after nothing and values nothing. Sling the extender leaves of the table onto the kitchen surface, they are made of wood and will get damaged using them to prepare food on. Easy come easy go, get the patreons to fund a new one.I’ve read this tweet five times now and I still can’t understand what she’s on about? Why can’t she just use the kitchen worktop? Why has she got the extendable table middle bits out?
It’s probably my non-maverick mind but none of this makes any sense to me.
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She’s actually dangerous as well as thick. Your eyes are supposed to crease when you do a massive toothy grin, you twit. That’s just the way faces work! Having eye creases when you beam doesn’t make you look old, it makes you look normal. Even my two year old has them, for duck sakeView attachment 304529
She's got that dark patch at the side of her eyes again, from 'shopping out the wrinkles.
Also potato nails again. All ready for a cooking demo.
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The dirty nails!We have a photo of the injury
Is that a bottle of wine bottom left by the way?