Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying

[Nottonightbabe]

Like Jack she seems to have made herself a spokesperson for autism ever since she recently, uh, ~discovered~ it as one of her many possible diagnoses (she's claimed to have all sorts including teenage ME which she managed to somehow grow out of).

She sounds an absolute delight!

 

[Boyo]

I make it with water! Soak it overnight and the texture is lovely and creamy.

Only two sentences to describe my technique...I'm no Jack, eh.

That’s not a bleeping recipe! Where are the pointless endless adjectives? Where is the story about how you happened upon this one sunny morning when, after a night of dopamine hits fitful sleep, you stomped down the stairs passage to find nothing but oats and a tap at your disposal? Where’s the pathos?
PS “I’m no Jack” needs to be at the top of any CV in the future.

That’s what I thought too...what 19 yo buys themselves Wedgewood??

A 19 yo MAVERICK!

 

[ScamSandwich]

I suspect Cooper has been hiding behind the Wedgewood shelf since last night.
JM wanting a ban and being all radical is a sign that she has cocked up again by not keeping him in. Her mistakes covered up.

 

[chocolate choux]

She’s obviously still dinosaur snoozing as she hasn’t replied to any tweets, and we know she spends every waking hour on twitter

Good to see Cooper’s alleged disappearance didn’t cause a sleepless night

 

[Missmopps]

I’m still reeling at her suggestion to make tinned chicken in white sauce into a curry

 

[Cookiecookie]

You mean you won't be rushing to make this as a weekend treat @Missmopps?

*The book is going out btw

 

[PoorPatrol]

She’s obviously still dinosaur snoozing as she hasn’t replied to any tweets, and we know she spends every waking hour on twitter

Good to see Cooper’s alleged disappearance didn’t cause a sleepless night

Yes, and I don’t believe her son was there either. Otherwise she’d be up for the school run, and on Twitter with her drivel. Her and Cooper are no doubt dino-ing together under some John Lewis covers she found in a puddle.

 

[ScamSandwich]

I bet she reports that he has been found only with a long delay only to worry people.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's up and faving things on twitter just choosing not to update her squiggles about Cooper.

ETA ah here we go

 

[Scarletfever]

I suspect Cooper has been hiding behind the Wedgewood shelf since last night.
JM wanting a ban and being all radical is a sign that she has cocked up again by not keeping him in. Her mistakes covered up.

Exactly. She's so Trumpian it hurts.

She's up and faving things on twitter just choosing not to update her squiggles about Cooper.

ETA ah here we go

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Rude!

 

[Veronicaaa]

3 minutes later

 

[Silver Linings]

Bollocks. If she’d been up all night the world would know.

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Absolute rubbish. In my humble opinion.

My cat went AWOL, my twitter was "find X" for three months. I made a missing poster and posted it every 3 hours. I used local hashtags and tweeted local businesses, residents, the lot.

She could have all of Southend looking for him if she wanted.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Another 18 hour working day begins

 

[ScamSandwich]

Coven registering for fortune telling enterprise as I type.
*whispering* "I see more lies coming..."

 

[Silver Linings]

duck off did you.

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Also, I've never done a food hygiene course but what page of the book is not dropping things you stick up your nose into a drawer of clean cutlery?

 

[Scarletfever]

duck off did you. View attachment 301353

Straight on to twitter for dopamine hits.

Utterly, utterly normal behaviour.

 

[kachoochoo]

she completed the morning grunk then. bet she's gonna be too exhausted to do letdown time this afternoon. or will indeed sleep right through it

 

[Silver Linings]