My thoughts exactly. Could it be possible that..... She's lyin'? Just waiting for the drawn out saga of his return to... The family.
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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TRIED IT I’VE ALREADY TRIED IT I’VE TRIED IT
I am here for this, float your idea on Food & DrinkFrauen and Herren, OT but...should we not compile a cookery book with a recipe each this christmas? I mean, people need to eat well and on a budget?
"The comprehensive coven cookery book- Frauen and Herren share their favourite recipes" No tip jars, no patreons, no cold oil unless it is a salad, no bunging it in, no smatterings and no novels before the recipe starts, unless it is a deliberate BS one. Keeping stews to a minimum.
Every recipe ends with "and now duck off" instead of "Enjoy".
Edit:half-serious
I know you’re only half serious, but yeah!
I have PTSD. As crap as it is, it's down to me to sort out my triggers. I can't expect the world to alter itself for me.
On bonfire night, people and animals who don't like fireworks need to be looked after and use coping strategies. I genuinely feel very sorry for anyone affected, but given we all have our own triggers, eliminating triggers just doesn't work. When you have good therapy, you learn about this stuff. Advocating for good mental health provision is much more effective than howling at fireworks and your terrible neighbours who have the AUDACITY to celebrate a holiday.
Right who triggered MancBee
How many bonfire nights would she have worked?
Jack: Filling in the gaps with stuff I choose to keep private
Me: Ahahaha private
Says the President of Oversharers Anonymous
Me: Ahahaha private
Says the President of Oversharers Anonymous
Sending now! What about Flit?! Does he want anything too?!Only if you promise to send me butter!
To: Pocahontas and Meeko (that critter always wants what I’ve got), Tsenacommacah, The New World
Yeah Jack, we've seen your extension leads, pipe down
Erm, how many fireworks nights could she have possibly worked? How many times can she insert herself into every possible angle of a non-issue that she’s made up? We’ve got lost Cooper, family PTSD, and now her firefighter days. She loves her bullshit version of her life so bleeping much it’s incredible.
Also, that cat is not bloody missing. He’s either just out and fine, or sitting on her filthy lap. If your beloved pet was truly missing, you would be frantic, and actively looking, not sitting Tweeting about yourself. Which phone were you Tweeting on when you were out with a torch?
Another Station Officer Steele night then? Great. I feel like one if the FBI profilers who get flown in to talk about the unsub.
She’s escalating and her gaps between attention seeking are not only getting shorter but more outlandish.
She’s escalating and her gaps between attention seeking are not only getting shorter but more outlandish.
Cooper has defected to the bramble mice gang.
The Chief!! Dying.
This is the most dead Karen content going
Isn’t it mad we spoke about her fulfilling her obligations last night so she did it today? @MancBee can only pray for a miracle with that cutlery drawer
As an adult you have agency and the responsibility to take care of your own mental health. Of course people shouldn’t be dickheads and trigger warnings for common triggers should be provided but PTSD can be by nature all-consuming. The PTSD brain is hyper-alert so very responsive to triggers which wouldn’t seem like triggers, such as a item or place name related to the trauma. But it’s not possible to preface every single seemingly innocuous thing with a trigger warning and that wouldn’t do much good anyway as it can just take seeing a word to be triggered. It’s hell but you have to learn to live with it otherwise you’ll never recover
I have so much sympathy for others with PTSD. At my worst I was scared to even read a book or watch the news because my brain found triggers everywhere. The turning point was accepting that life goes on and triggers are part of it
ETA just going to mention “triggers” again for good measure
Cooper must be like mate I ain’t going back in that crappy bungalow, it stinks of egg. And I actually like the fireworks, you dramatic witch!
So by my non forensic calculations: assuming 12/13 are UK based and their goodies do not fit into letter or large letter size as a previous poster (sorry, forgotten who) says. That's £3.10 per packet and £6.45 to Australia. So nearly £40 postage plus £20 ish for the choc and crisps purchase. Plus the jiffies and time spent handwriting and a-hooting the labels. I think this is about right cost wise. If I were a patreon or anyone who'd sent money to the tip jar I would be really, really pissed off.
Legend???? NOPE.
Aye Jack, you know full well your posho neighbours won’t follow you on Twitter so why don’t you go and have a word with them? And if you chicken out once you get to the door, you can always say you’re popping round to remind them about the communal skip in your driveway....
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