She’s got money, I mean, Louisa NOWi CaN't AfFoRd BuTtEr...
(That's at least £20 on chocolate bars for randos on the internet. Then the postage. What the actual duck...)
Aah now it makes sense. Of course next week when she can’t afford to eat, the squiggles will remember this act of kindness and repay her tenfold.Wow. Hats off to her. This is a PR masterstroke. Kudos, Jack. Kudos. View attachment 300494
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IMO she’s just absolutely delirious to have access to Louisa’s income once more while grifting a couple of grand a month from Patreon alone. This is her dream.I'm not being flippant when I say this - is she having a breakdown? This is seriously worrying behaviour even in Jack-land.
One day last week I received 40 phone calls, I lost count of the emails and texts, don’t they understand I'M BUSY! or I would be if they left me alone to do my jobI've sent 28 emails today (yes i just counted my sent items) does this make me employee of the century in jack-land? In real life I've actually been procrastinating a fair amount, in my line of work 28 by 2.30 is actually pitiful...best duck off and do some work
And she has the cheek to give her son the shittiest cheapest maize snacks (so not crisps) she can buy.This is not normal behaviour. View attachment 300485View attachment 300487
ETA - exactly, @crystaleyesd
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It's her Patreons, innit? Top secret Patreon level only accessible by special handshake offers random snacks sent at random intervals.Opening a school tuck shop on Twitter, I did not see this maverick move coming
I'm not being flippant when I say this - is she having a breakdown? This is seriously worrying behaviour even in Jack-land.
Benevolent Jack is covering for Can’t Fulfill My Obligations Jack.Imagine joking with a total stranger on twitter and she goes and buys you a Twix and then demands your address - totally normal, absolutely the most normal behaviour ever.
Omg what?!?! Really?Ok, apologies, me again...
Was the pig person Jack in disguise?!! This makes me sad, I genuinely thought they were an eccentric pig farmer!!
I have missed so much.
A few paragraphs further on: "The exploitative avarice of the modern age, personified."I found a cleverly coded reference to Jack in my book too.
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