Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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Oh isn't she a kooky little pixie? Scampering off to buy snacks for strangers instead of sending out the postcards that people paid for.
She’s got money, I mean, Louisa NOW
Wow. Hats off to her. This is a PR masterstroke. Kudos, Jack. Kudos.
I'm not being flippant when I say this - is she having a breakdown? This is seriously worrying behaviour even in Jack-land. 
Aah now it makes sense. Of course next week when she can’t afford to eat, the squiggles will remember this act of kindness and repay her tenfold.
Opening a school tuck shop on Twitter, I did not see this maverick move coming
IMO she’s just absolutely delirious to have access to Louisa’s income once more while grifting a couple of grand a month from Patreon alone. This is her dream.I'm not being flippant when I say this - is she having a breakdown? This is seriously worrying behaviour even in Jack-land.
Happiest 100th thread, tragic little hausfrauen and hausherren - I sometimes feel in my industry although I’m screaming into a void when talking about discourses of poverty etc. You’ve made me feel so much better knowing that I don’t just share a hatred of Jack with far right cranks, but a community of smart, funny, empathetic people.
Now where’s our telegram from the Queen? We pay for your palace, now send us our congratulations, Liz.
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One day last week I received 40 phone calls, I lost count of the emails and texts, don’t they understand I'M BUSY! or I would be if they left me alone to do my job
And she has the cheek to give her son the shittiest cheapest maize snacks (so not crisps) she can buy.
What an utter pig.
I'm raging.
I found a cleverly coded reference to Jack in my book too.
Jack singing along à la Sainsbury's CEO Mike Coupe
I'm in the money
I've trapped my honey
I've got her money so I'll string her along.
The sky is sunny
I've boiled the bunny
I've feigned depression, I was faking all along.
I think it's funny
How y'all gave me money
I'll spend it, won't save it, and laze about all day long.
ETA, sorry for giving anyone an earworm. I can't get this out of my head now.
I'm in the money
I've trapped my honey
I've got her money so I'll string her along.
The sky is sunny
I've boiled the bunny
I've feigned depression, I was faking all along.
I think it's funny
How y'all gave me money
I'll spend it, won't save it, and laze about all day long.
ETA, sorry for giving anyone an earworm. I can't get this out of my head now.
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It's her Patreons, innit? Top secret Patreon level only accessible by special handshake offers random snacks sent at random intervals.
I'm not being flippant when I say this - is she having a breakdown? This is seriously worrying behaviour even in Jack-land.
Permission to test your theory by asking her to send some Toblerone to Dundee.
Benevolent Jack is covering for Can’t Fulfill My Obligations Jack.Imagine joking with a total stranger on twitter and she goes and buys you a Twix and then demands your address- totally normal, absolutely the most normal behaviour ever.
Omg what?!?! Really?
A few paragraphs further on: "The exploitative avarice of the modern age, personified."
Wtf is happening??
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