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ChickenPorridge
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If she responds to this very good question, it'll be to say "I don't have to explain every aspect of my life" or some such bullshitty remark
BeautifulTrauma
VIP Member
Well here is proof why she’s so shit with money. She gets an advance and the first thing she does is spunk a wad on fucking chocolate to get some Twitter likes?
Fuck me Jack, go and buy a new pair of Vapormax or have a pretend experience in Burberry. Go to Redcar. Just get her away from the attention on Twitter as it’s turning her into a non entity. It’s like a disorder.
Fuck me Jack, go and buy a new pair of Vapormax or have a pretend experience in Burberry. Go to Redcar. Just get her away from the attention on Twitter as it’s turning her into a non entity. It’s like a disorder.
Quincy M.E (retired)
Member
When I first became self employed 
a client paid me to spend a day stuffing envelopes.
1. I stuffed loads (can't remember how many but must have been a few hundred - low hundreds?).
2. I got into a routine and had quite the production line going.
3. They were personalised so I needed to pay attention and no dinosaur naps.
4. I really enjoyed myself, it was so satisfactory - only lasted a week but all part of starting out in your business.
5. And this was before self sticking stamps so even had to lick (
) the stamps (the water spongey thingy didn't hold its own).
6. When you're paid to do something for your customers (yes Jack your Patreon people are customers) we bloody well do it, on time, to a high standard and without belittling / threatening / bullying them - it's called business, to provide us an income to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table - whether that be shitty bungalow and slop, or other more palatable options.
7. Been reading the threads but not commenting much because I've been BUSY ok? but Congrats Cabel you bunch of superior ninnies on reaching thread 100
I absolutely love your wit, receipts, detective work and above all holding Jack to account, it's just not cricket to be deceitful and press gang people into giving money when they can least afford it.
Oohh, I feel much lighter now, thankyou Matt very much and chefs kiss to you all
. Must go, I've got to meet my bubble buddy Jimmy Nail for a socially disanced lap of the park to try and persuade him to rerelease the the top pop track with cracking lyrics as our thread anthem. Laterz y'all.
a client paid me to spend a day stuffing envelopes.1. I stuffed loads (can't remember how many but must have been a few hundred - low hundreds?).
2. I got into a routine and had quite the production line going.
3. They were personalised so I needed to pay attention and no dinosaur naps.
4. I really enjoyed myself, it was so satisfactory - only lasted a week but all part of starting out in your business.
5. And this was before self sticking stamps so even had to lick (
) the stamps (the water spongey thingy didn't hold its own).6. When you're paid to do something for your customers (yes Jack your Patreon people are customers) we bloody well do it, on time, to a high standard and without belittling / threatening / bullying them - it's called business, to provide us an income to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table - whether that be shitty bungalow and slop, or other more palatable options.
7. Been reading the threads but not commenting much because I've been BUSY ok? but Congrats Cabel you bunch of superior ninnies on reaching thread 100
I absolutely love your wit, receipts, detective work and above all holding Jack to account, it's just not cricket to be deceitful and press gang people into giving money when they can least afford it.Oohh, I feel much lighter now, thankyou Matt very much and chefs kiss to you all
. Must go, I've got to meet my bubble buddy Jimmy Nail for a socially disanced lap of the park to try and persuade him to rerelease the the top pop track with cracking lyrics as our thread anthem. Laterz y'all.
Veronicaaa
VIP Member
Also "one of the conditions" of living in the shitty bungalow 
, it's amazing how many red flags Jack can display in the space of just a few tweets.
, it's amazing how many red flags Jack can display in the space of just a few tweets.
colouredlines
VIP Member
On a mad grunk due to long work hours but one thing jumped out at me:
She needed to performatively handwrite the covid rules because autism means she can't handle "word salad".
Has she ever read her own recipes?!
She needed to performatively handwrite the covid rules because autism means she can't handle "word salad".
Has she ever read her own recipes?!
Veronicaaa
VIP Member
Jack 'teaching' someone else to cook must surely be the very definition of the blind leading the blind.
Alansbigplate
VIP Member
And not even a good one at that. The sort i have heard of you wake up after and loatheing yourself more for having attempted.
AmTellinYa
Chatty Member
What a passive aggressive, narcissistic, patronizing cunt she is. Louisa you are a bloody fool, Cack will never change.
BeautifulTrauma
VIP Member
Congrats on the thread title @kachoochoo and of course our Dear Heart @Pocahontas for the great thread and recap.
I never ever thought when I was back on thread one and everyone was just realising what a cunt Jack Monroe was, that we’d get to 100 threads of scampering mischief from our dear heart. Just goes to show what an absolute idiot she is.
I never ever thought when I was back on thread one and everyone was just realising what a cunt Jack Monroe was, that we’d get to 100 threads of scampering mischief from our dear heart. Just goes to show what an absolute idiot she is.
NP
VIP Member
With my first pay I bought Shaun of the Dead on DVD and a load of clothes from New Look. For some reason I was really into Trinny & Susannah’s book at the time and 16 year old me followed their tips on dressing 50 years older than I was. I distinctly remember a knee length brown skirt and green jumper combo than I wouldn’t be seen dead in now. My emo phase started a year later and hasn’t ended.
Silver Linings
VIP Member
I actually agree with her about fireworks horribleness. My dogs are very sad this evening
However she KNEW there would be fireworks this evening, presumably from whenever it got dark (so yes, Jack, from 5) and she should've made sure poor Cooper was in. He's always around, even if she kept him in all day, that would've been better. She's so irresponsible! That cat had better be alright!! I hate her attitude to animals.
It's fucking bonfire night Jack, you don't need a fucking note through the fucking door to know that you need to bring your fucking cat inside. Fuck!
Good evening Cabal. This is your time travel update because I must admit it is killing me not being able to respond in real time!
Today is October 6th. I have written it very deliberately that way as is the way of our still very American Jack. Well, at least she is still calling Nigella 'Mom' and claiming 'America' is her 'second biggest audience'
No Jack, your 'second biggest audience' is Tattle.
Apparently that poor kitten was tortured way more than we feared and Jack used it as an actual bra for some sort of free Only Fans thing. This is beyond disgusting. At least she's stopped threatening to get a dog.
Did she ever hand in her poverty porn book?
Her child was ill and she broadcasted over Twitter how she threw out his bed linen. Because people actually do that apparently?!!!!
She also managed to photo the poor kid in his pants which is even more atrocious than the kitten porn.
I have also become aware that William Morris fabric is replacing bit coin as by way of payment for jobs/services rendered. Is Vlad aware of this? Has anyone else received a pair of curtains graded by the minimum wage? I can only know for sure when i finally catch up to real time...
Also she has apparently fallen off the wagon. This may, or may not be true. If it is true then I genuinely feel sorry for her. However, her track record for saying shit for the sake of Likes and sympathy does make me think it may not be true. That is also a horrible thing to do, especially as so many Fraus have told us their own tales of sobriety and how hard it is.
As flippant and jokey as this is, My heart goes out to any of you who have been triggered by her nonsense.
Anyhoo, apologies for the essay, i now will fall back in time to the 6th of October...
Today is October 6th. I have written it very deliberately that way as is the way of our still very American Jack. Well, at least she is still calling Nigella 'Mom' and claiming 'America' is her 'second biggest audience'
No Jack, your 'second biggest audience' is Tattle.
Apparently that poor kitten was tortured way more than we feared and Jack used it as an actual bra for some sort of free Only Fans thing. This is beyond disgusting. At least she's stopped threatening to get a dog.
Did she ever hand in her poverty porn book?
Her child was ill and she broadcasted over Twitter how she threw out his bed linen. Because people actually do that apparently?!!!!
She also managed to photo the poor kid in his pants which is even more atrocious than the kitten porn.
I have also become aware that William Morris fabric is replacing bit coin as by way of payment for jobs/services rendered. Is Vlad aware of this? Has anyone else received a pair of curtains graded by the minimum wage? I can only know for sure when i finally catch up to real time...
Also she has apparently fallen off the wagon. This may, or may not be true. If it is true then I genuinely feel sorry for her. However, her track record for saying shit for the sake of Likes and sympathy does make me think it may not be true. That is also a horrible thing to do, especially as so many Fraus have told us their own tales of sobriety and how hard it is.
As flippant and jokey as this is, My heart goes out to any of you who have been triggered by her nonsense.
Anyhoo, apologies for the essay, i now will fall back in time to the 6th of October...
YenE
Well-known member
I went on the piss after getting my first pay cheque
colouredlines
VIP Member
“I've had editors who've said, ‘Is this extra virgin olive oil?' or, 'Which type of salt do you use?' or, 'Cumin seeds or ground?'” she vents. “Every edit I sent back was, ‘Whatever's in the cupboard, whatever you've got!’”Have we seen this gem before? Ruby T interviews dear Jackie. In this particular gem we learn that Jackie learned all about curing meats working at a supermarket counter.
“I look back and nearly all of my early jobs were in food,” she recounts. “Darren at Debenhams taught me how to cook an egg on the hot plate, and at the supermarket I worked at, I was on the cheese and ham counter for a while. My god, that was fun. I learned loads about cheese and curing meats.”
Jack Monroe Has Written a Cookbook for Food Bank Users
The food writer and campaigner rose to fame in 2012 after her blog on food poverty went viral. She tells us about ‘Tin Can Cook,’ the canned food recipe book she wishes she’d had as a food bank user.www.vice.com
ETA apologies for the overuse of gem. I'm tired.
Editor: Can you be more specific and clear in your recipes? This one just says "herbs".
Jack: Fuck off!
BlendedSlop
VIP Member
The absolute state of this. Purely defensive and performative because people have dared to ask her where their postcards are.
"Look, I'm totally doing what I've been paid for! Give me all the praise!"
Ladderedtights
Well-known member
Looking forward to the Lockdown Larder when the person from Oz writes that they have a half full bag of powdered monster munch incredibly out of date... “Use it as a topping for Mac and cheese! Use it instead of butter for a gingerbread. Use it in a tomato and potato curry! Use it instead of kale in a smoothie!”
