can people please shitpost lots so i can mentally distance myself from my behaviour yesterday lol oh my god. i am legitimately never drinking again.
anyway
onto more pressing matters
regarding nipples etc
yesterday’s photos 100% top santorini (other than the b&w nip shadow one)
my commentary
starting small - the way he’s holding the ball to his hip with his fucking massive hand and the way his thumb is cradling it and his longgg fingers
my *lord* the smile, the fat thighs, the midsection and how good his abs probably look under his tops, the open slutty body language in general, the fact that he posted it on insta like it doesn’t completely violate various rules regarding sexual content
this is ridiculously sexy, the half-off exposedness, v reminiscent of england abs
nah as if he’s posted himself getting spanked? subJack officially confirmed
him covering himself but you can still see that nip, also his face is gormy but so fit
looks like he could be nude and there’s something so vulnerable and sexy about an exposed back? and how it looks so soft. i feel like this may be a rogue contender for being most sneezed over? might keep a tally of each one LOL
gigantic arse and beautiful nip
the half-offness and fingers
the way the lord is shining a light on his heavenly angelic nipple
this is a joke. i’m sorry but did someone get this shirt full of his sweat AND spit and hopefully teeth marks on the black bits? this is equal parts insanely sexy and devastatingly adorable, his face
his NIPPLE and abs
the
nipple
seductive femme fatale mode bea
whoever took this is an angel. god he’s so
girthy
might’ve already put this one but OH MY GOD i think this might be my fave like it just really makes me think of sex. gonna sneeze myself into an early grave over this.
his abs.