Jack Grealish #86 It's almost Halloween, please show us your peen

[ruby1080]

i love how you spell everything perfectly

god last night was intense wasn’t it

apparently this is my avatar now so that’s really good isn’t it i’m so happy with that
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anyway morning to everyone but mostly to my beautiful crinkly squishy freckly little baby
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It’s my phone that insists on the olde worlde Hallowe’en spelling and I can’t be arsed telling it we’re in the 21st century now It also always gives Bae a capital letter, I think it’s an English teacher.

Why are the avatars doing that? I’m scared to change it now.

BumbleBae today please City

 

[Donald23]

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No it’s ruined, curse you Jack and goss goss

 

[ruby1080]

It’s going to be extra showy and pr’d up with the World Cup around the corner. I’m expecting a dedication post from each of them


Okay so haaland travelled with them last night if any of you want to update fpl! Pep wore Dennis to the press conference and city report are showing players in Dennis so I think no bumblebees today

I still don’t know what to do with Haaland

 

[Donald23]

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I wait haalands not even on the bench

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Did city host a Halloween party or did the squad go to individual ones? Some of their costumes look mint and I need to know what bae went as if he went to one

 

[Starttheline]

Looks a bit Desperate Dan if that's his cheek

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Yes you're right. Jowly.

 

[kayleighlouxo]

I personally can never see them getting engaged imagine the hate they'd get if it was announced and hes always in the headlines for the wrong reasons

 

[wonderstruck25]

Just some kind of mash up between the grim reaper and a demented person going round wearing an LED mask. Jaby’s choices were between a zombie cheerleader and a dead rag doll.

And what did she pick?

 

[Violetroselily]

I still don’t know what to do with Haaland

Fwiw I think he'll be on the bench, will come on for 30 mins or so if trailing. But I am probably wrong.

 

[Donald23]

I've changed to father Ruben I don't believe he will ever give me the ick

No one’s seen his costume yet it could be terrible

 

[Starttheline]

Does he mean circumference rather than diameter?

He says diameter so who am I to question? He's also refused any independent verification, so take that as you will.

 

[Kakan]

OT but Maja Nilsson Lindelöf was on a talkshow tonight. She sad that one of the intruders that broke in to her and Victors home have been arrested and it will be a trial in the beginning of next year. Stupid talkshow host didn't ask any questions about that , I would like how was he arrested, who is it (like a for the police known criminal or not), where is he from, is he suspect for more burglaries and so on. Tried to find something in media about the arrest but nope. Maybe someone needs to tell media so hello The Sun call the cops and ask some questions! You can buy me some crocs instead of sending tip money.

 

[Starttheline]

If he doesn't come on at all, does my vice kick in? Think I went for Cancelo.

 

[Starttheline]

Well he'll be in Qatar for some most of it, but I hope he does get to go because it is the height of sophistication

I've never been, is it worth a visit or are you being sarcastic?

 

[madamchristmas]

what are these hats for

 

[ruby1080]

There's no fool like an old fool

He's not even in the squad

Crikey

That’s good if he’s not even in the squad isn’t it? No chance of him coming on for a few minutes and just getting a point.

 

[Violetroselily]

Is it not a bit of cheek too? Why am I analysing 3cm of a strangers face.


Quick put together an ear comparison mood collage

Looks a bit Desperate Dan if that's his cheek