Itsdaniellesjourney #7 Her boring repetitive journey

[Hereforthehottea]

Thought she said she felt fine and now she’s saying she’s had a cough for days? This girl lieeeessss

 

[Jane Porcupine]

So all the windows in her house are making it too hot and too bright and she's having to wear sunglasses indoors. You couldn't make this tit up.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Dani love you made one expensive mistake we all said that house was gonna be tit and overlooked from* the start. Your rented house was so much nicer!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

To be fair though, we have velux windows on our top floor #poshbitch and when the weather is like this it's virtually unusable as it's like a furnace. Bet her whole house is the same.

 

[J2607]

I have the Dyson fan (best purchase ever tbh) and it’s been a lifesaver during this heat. Unless Ben is using it I’m not sure why she’s so hot, the highest setting is like a jet that taking off

 

[Hello Kitty]

Are we going to have a daily countdown until her 'iso' ends

 

[Fineapple]

Thank god she’s going to be online shopping for more summer outfits. It’s not like she already has 700 tent dresses gathering dust while she sits in her house.

 

[Snoopsmcgoops]

She'll have to sell her old clothes first. There's no room in that tiny house for new ones.

 

[maisie12]

She'll have to sell her old clothes first. There's no room in that tiny house for new ones.

She'll move Ben into that little garage storage space to make room, don't worry.

 

[Hello Kitty]

She'll move Ben into that little garage storage space to make room, don't worry.

Probably the same size as their bedroom so it won't be any different

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I think she’s managed to burn scrambled egg, like howwww

 

[Fineapple]

She could make a glass of water look dry.

 

[HungryHippo]

That scrambled egg looks If you want food drier than the Sahara, Dani’s your girl.
Why does she need to buy more summer gear? It’ll be over in 6 weeks, has she not got enough tents to sustain her for that long?!

 

[Eyeswideopen19]

I don’t understand why she’s not working
She works from home….. in her tiny bedroom “office” in her forever home!
Yes she’s got covid but unless you’re really ill why throw a sicky, lazy mare

 

[Hello Kitty]

I don’t understand why she’s not working
She works from home….. in her tiny bedroom “office” in her forever home!
Yes she’s got covid but unless you’re really ill why throw a sicky, lazy mare

Can't work yet can post shite on instagram and shop online

 

[Fineapple]

I bet her colleagues bleeping ate her. She’s had about 27 fortnights off this year and then as soon as she returns she calls in sick I feel like she’d love to ditch her job and be a lazy influenza.

 

[sorrypardonme]

I reckon there’s duck all wrong with her, because like other comments, she was absolutely fine. Then as soon as she gets a positive test BOOM I’ve got a cough and feeling rough as assholes. Proper convenient that.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

That scrambled egg looks If you want food drier than the Sahara, Dani’s your girl.
Why does she need to buy more summer gear? It’ll be over in 6 weeks, has she not got enough tents to sustain her for that long?!

Remember last week when they were pinged and Chesney tested? She said she wasn't bothered about isolating because she "literally never goes out" she sure as hell does a lot of clothes shopping for someone who never goes out!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

 

[Fineapple]

Danielle on being the first person to experience self isolation.

I bet her recovery miraculously lines up with her isolation ending.