She spends her day asking the world a thousand questions that none of us, not even her omniscient Twitter disciples, have the answers to - why isn't he talking to me, why doesn't he see the kids, why this, why that. So why the heck doesn't she go ahead and finally use the Wizard to procure some answers instead of concocting ever-new absurdities?! Don't get me wrong, the entertainment value of her theories is second to none, but all she'll achieve with every new accusation she throws out there is to pull herself further down her self-made spiral. It must be so exhausting to be inside her head.
Be that as it may, I just had my booster shot, and if the last two jabs are anything to go by, I'll spend the next 24 hours on the couch - so give it your all, Alice! I'm not going anywhere!